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Part 1:
"No. Not interested. At all. Ever."
"You haven't even let me describe my newest accessory."
Alastor sighed dramatically. "Listen. I know how unreasonably proud you are of... switching out your sausages. But I've had the unfortunate pleasure of seeing the inside of his work briefcase"—he jerked a thumb over his shoulder toward the fluffy pink dancer on the nightclub's main stage—"and so I can assure you, there is nothing you could have wired to your groin that is either novel to me or appealing to me. Enjoy your evening." Alastor spun on one foot and trotted off.
"It's a microphone."
Alastor stopped five steps away. "What kind."
Part 2:
“Would you look at this masterpiece! The granddaddy of the greatest microphones in the world. That elegant, dramatic design—"
"Ohhh god," Vox groaned, spreading his knees wider. "I seriously underestimated how hot this was going to be."
Alastor raised his head from between Vox's thighs to glower.
"Well?" Vox smirked. "Go on. Call me ‘granddaddy’ again.”
"You're making it very hard to get into this."
"Do you know what you're making ‘very hard’—"
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25 Feb 2026
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Benedicta Regia by HopeS_park
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga), 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Anime)
30 Jan 2026
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When William and Sherlock are roped into investigating a series of deaths at a convent in Durham, they soon are forced to admit that what makes them work well together is what should have kept them apart in the first place. A week of cohabitation turns into a tug-of-war between vices and virtues, and a battle against time in pursuit of a murderer hidden in plain sight.
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08 Feb 2026
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Hell is other people. Purgatory is being a twenty something weatherman with the memories of a being a media overlord who had the entirety of Hell wrapped around his finger.
Sent back to his mortal life with a chance to "do it right this time", Vox has a problem. The Angels have installed a patch in his soul: the Pacifist Protocol. If he tries to kill a rival, poison a boss, or throw a punch, he is paralyzed by blinding agony.
He cannot claw his way to the top if he can't use his claws. He needs a loophole.
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20 Jan 2026
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Orally fixated by Scharlatan
Fandoms: 憂国のモリアーティ | Yuukoku no Moriarty | Moriarty the Patriot (Manga)
26 Oct 2025
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When the door clicked shut, William decided to test the tensile strength of self-control and slid his arms under Sherlock’s to hug him—head to shoulder, full weight. The audible release of tension was deliberate, and it tugged at every string Sherlock pretended not to have.
Arms closed around him at once.“You manipulative bastard…” Sherlock whispered into pale hair, added a kiss for punctuation.
“You know what that does to me…”
“Whaaaat?”
“Emotional blackmail.”
A soft laugh; the hug didn’t end. Not new, exactly, but usually a bed-or-sofa activity. Casual limbs were acceptable; affection in the hallway, in wet coats, was rare currency.
“I’m too tired to blackmail you…”
“I’ve survived for years solely because you get tired at the right moments.” Another kiss—temple, this time.
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28 Dec 2025
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volition left you burdened with a curse by vintagecassette
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 Feb 2024
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Alastor's return to the Hazbin Hotel is met with extremely varied levels of excitement. Some residents are thrilled to see him; some are decidedly not. He aims to reenter the scene seamlessly, but a one-off Loan Shark with a vendetta and a blade is more than happy to throw a wrench into the Radio Demon's plans.
With a potentially lethal wound, Alastor has no choice. It's time to get help from the same group of misfits he keeps almost dying for.
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21 Dec 2025