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When Draco Malfoy is sent numerous threats warning of what exactly will happen to him if he returns to Hogwarts, he is assigned a young, handsome Auror as his bodyguard.
Harry hates him. He hates how close he stands to Malfoy, how highly he thinks of himself, how he insists on holding Malfoy’s shoulder every time they walk into a room.
Really, Harry thinks. He’s the one who defeated the evilest of the evil. He could do a far better job of protecting him than a self-absorbed, shiny-haired prick like that.
And you know what? He just might.
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Draco Malfoy and bad heat suppressants by mysticmilks
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Apr 2025
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Being an omega is such a delight: you're constantly proving you're just as good as any alpha, you need permits and paperwork for the most mundane things, and—oh joy—the damn suppressants can fail at exactly the wrong moment.
Or: Draco and Harry are fake-married, and Draco's about to go into heat.
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14 Jun 2025
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“Never have I ever… made someone squirt.”
No one moves. Until James picks up his glass. And drinks.
Sirius screams.
“WHAT?”—
Or when a game of ‘Never Have I Ever’ turns into an all-out scandal.Bookmarked by woop_dee_doop
14 Jun 2025
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A Child's Permission by locklyle_is_my_life
Fandoms: The Sound of Music - Rodgers/Hammerstein/Lindsay & Crouse
03 May 2024
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The Captain and Maria ask the children for permission to get married the morning after their engagement.
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- Part 1 of The Sound of Music Oneshots
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11 Jun 2025
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“You have to look a little more into it, Kaveh,” Zakaria muttered. “I'm not puking on you right now because I'm imagining you're a hottie with giant bazongas. I'd rather blow my dad than touch you. No offense.”
Attempting a more sultry tone than usual, Kaveh exhaled a breath of laughter. “I'd rather blow your dad too. Mr. H can get it,” he whispered.
Zakaria barked out a laugh as he leaned closer and ran a hand through Kaveh's hair. “He's seething,” Zakaria whispered in his ear. “Seething. He looks like he's about to explode. It's working, dude... gods, he looks a little scary, actually. Hope he doesn't stab me. When he's drilling you later tonight after my master plan works out flawlessly make sure to remind him that I'd rather fuck a tree stump than touch you like this so I can still be best man at your wedding.”
Or; Kaveh’s childhood friend is sick of watching him and Alhaitham pine helplessly after one another, so he devises a plan to make Alhaitham jealous. Kaveh, under the impression that Alhaitham won’t notice - let alone care - is pleasantly surprised by the result as an entirely new side of Alhaitham is revealed to him.
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