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In Hermione's mind, her dressing gown was perfectly acceptable. To Draco however, it was the worst garment he had ever seen ("which is saying something Granger, because you regularly force me to be in Potter's company"); an affront to all things fashionable and stylish; a walking fire hazard; the sartorial embodiment of the Cruciatus curse and so on, and so forth.
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“What are you doing in my office, Malfoy?” she asked, toeing the line between businesslike and unfriendly.
He glanced over, eyes flicking from her face down her body once, before fixing his attention back on her books.
“I was under the impression you were an investigative journalist,” he quipped, then lifted a hand to the spines.
“Don’t touch my books,” she snapped. “You can’t just invite yourself in.”
“The witch downstairs implied your assistant could.” He gestured to himself with the raised hand, turning his obedience at not messing with her things into something distinctly insouciant. Prat.
And then his words registered.
She jolted back like she’d been slapped, blinking against the cognitive assault. “What? No. You’re claiming that you are my new research assistant?”
“Cracked it in one,” he drawled, sliding his hands into his trouser pockets.
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Or where Hermione is investigating a highly suspect bit of plant cultivation and Draco accidentally helps.
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17 May 2025
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never been a natural (all i do is try, try, try) by notcaycepollard
Fandoms: The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (TV), Captain America (Movies)
23 Dec 2021
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So, like, cool, Torres is on a three-man team with crushes on both his team-mates and now both his crushes are fucking slash probably in love, that's an absolutely feasible long-term situation. He can handle this, no sweat. No problem.
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22 Jan 2025
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As post-war violence and tensions rise, it seems as if there’s no hope to unify the wizarding world. Except, maybe, a manufactured relationship between resident Saviour Harry Potter and known purveyor of the Dark Arts Draco Malfoy. (The fact that they detest each other is beside the point.)
But as Draco’s unrelenting mind games begin to wear him down, Harry has to remind himself that it’s all fake. The relationship is fake. The affection is fake. The pet names, the romance — even the engagement photos are fake.
But there’s something in Draco’s kiss that might just be real.
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12 Mar 2024
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The Twice-Told Tale by arysteia
Fandoms: The Avengers (2012), Iron Man (Movies), Captain America (Movies)
24 May 2012
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For someone he'd hero-worshipped for so long, Steve Rogers in the flesh is a pretty big disappointment. For one thing, he keeps looking at Tony as though he reminds him of someone else, and even if he never says anything, Tony's pretty sure it's his father. A lifetime of not measuring up to Howard's expectations is more than enough, thank you very much, and he's certainly not going to make an effort to live up to any of Steve's. Steve's pretty clearly failed to live up to his expectations, in any case, and that's not hypocritical at all.
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18 Sep 2022
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Malfoy's handsome face was contoured into a condescending smirk. "No faith in that giant brain of yours, Granger?" She looked up at him defiantly. "Maybe I don't have faith in you!" she said, raising her voice. Malfoy only looked at her. "You'll find I'm very surprising." Dramione AU, Year 6 with a slow burn and a killer twist. Book I of "This World or Any Other" series. COMPLETE.
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13 Nov 2019