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They say, expectations are too high by witless_winion1
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
27 Feb 2026
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“That said, Ctimene, since King Odysseus favors you so- you might get a say in choosing your husband when your hand is offered.”
“Exactly! So…what kind of man are you hoping to see in the lineup?”
Ctimene hesitated, watching as all eyes suddenly swiveled to her.
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Every time I write eurymene I get so excited about it and then it lowkey flops. So. Idk what that’s about but we persist
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lynnsterr asked:
hey!! idk if ur still taking requests but i think it'd be really cute if you did an au where ody gets back a fewwww years earlier, just so telemachus is a teenager, and expiriences his first instinct of tele getting in trouble. he snuck out of the palace last night to see and drink with some maiden. penelope doesn't like him drinking, and odysseus heard him sneak out the moment his window opened. waits in his room for him to come back. first time punishing, i think it will be really cute and awkward with him trying to put his foot down but also not be too tough because tele is still young. thank you!!
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Odysseus discovers that his son is absolute shit at sneaking out- and even worse at sneaking back in.
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“So you’ve…never had a valentine?”
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Swansea conspires to do something nice for Anya. All women deserve flowers, after all, especially on Valentine’s Day.
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My knight in shining armor by witless_winion1
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
09 Feb 2026
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When Tiresias catches cold, who else will come to their aid to supply affection and entertainment? Why, their loving boyfriend Hermes, of course.
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Aphrodite wants to know about Hermes’ mysterious new lover. Even though Hermes is being cagey about it. Especially since Hermes if being cagey about it.
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Perfectly Imperfect and all related one-shots by SupergirlDY2, witless_winion1
Fandom 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
19 Dec 2024
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Just a game (until it isn’t) by Quackle_auk
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
02 Feb 2026
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Eurylochus is meant to be resting his injured leg. Watching Polites nearly get his neck snapped in the wrestling pit isn't exactly restful. When the adrenaline of the day cools into the quiet intimacy of a shared room, a simple game of "conquering the bed" turns into a discovery that neither of them was prepared for.
Eurylochus especially.
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03 Feb 2026
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There are no wives in war, Brother by Quackle_auk
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums), The Odyssey - Homer, Ancient Greek Religion & Lore
16 Feb 2026
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After a few winters in Troy you would think Eurylochus has got this one under his belt.
The truth is, he is shattering.
He’s spent days keeping the men dry and the fires burning, convinced he can outrun the fever chilling his bones. But when his legs finally give out in a muddy pavilion, it’s Odysseus and Polites who have to pick up the pieces.
Because Eurylochus is right: there are no wives in war. But there are brothers.
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Our favorite idiots are stuck in a room together taking care of a sick man who has decided he is anything but sick.
With some wife angst for some extra flavorSeries
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16 Jan 2026
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Cabrizzio’s arm instinctively curled around another person’s waist, preventing them (and their “real world” inanimate self) from falling into the abyss straight down towards the kitchen floor. His other hand slammed into the glass walls of the flat in the object dimension.
His head began to swim as his “self” drifted somewhere in between the two worlds. The glass was solid beneath his palm, and yet he somehow felt like he was phasing through it, his upper half leaning over the edge of the building. At the same time, he was very aware of his manifestation in the human world, and that holding this person in his arms within the object world is the only thing keeping that cabinet door shut.
An earthquake happens in the dead of night and Daisuke almost falls, but fortunately he's got Cabrizzio to hold him. Unfortunately, they're gonna be stuck like this until the rest of the house wakes up and finds them.
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09 Jan 2026
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To lean on by FallacyFallacy for justlukahere
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Aug 2025
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The player gets sick. They're not very good at hiding it - at least not from this particular household.
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- Part 3 of Battleship 2025
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09 Jan 2026
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Strong Feelings and Overwhelming Actions by kiiyotakaishiimaru
Fandoms: Mouthwashing (Video Game)
20 Nov 2024
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It's been two months since the crash. The crew is beginning to lose hope, but it's somehow brought them together more than split them apart. There's an argument here or there, but they've grown quite used to each other. Comfortable. Right people at the wrong time.
However, there's been a new development. Anya has grown more sick as the days pass. She claims its nausea; that she'd been looking at the screen for too long and got dizzy, or she can't bear the sound Curly makes when she gives him his meds. It's one excuse after the other.
Jimmy and Swansea found it annoying. She's a nurse—she can't just buck up and deal? Daisuke, however, didn't mind at all. In fact, he was happy to help Anya. He'd grown up with women, his mom, and aunts always being big influences in his life. He knew what went on and didn't bother to argue.Anya and Daisuke had been taking turns caring for Curly now. He was just happy to do anything but sit around the kitchen since Swansea wouldn't let him actually help.
The peace had been kept for over two months now. Here came Jimmy to ruin that.
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28 Dec 2025