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- Dream SMP (2)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (2)
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An insight of Grendel's Mother.
-- I wrote this for my English IV class.
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"no one who works at the magnus institute is normal" by whomstdvelynt
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
24 Mar 2023
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[Archives Work Chat]
Jonathan Sims: …why did I just see Sasha hand Tim money?
Sasha James: Don’t worry about it! :)
Jonathan Sims: That has to be the most ominous “:)” I’ve ever seen.
Jonathan Sims: Continue.
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TMA chatfic set in S1! Because I miss the S1 Archive Crew. :(
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[GRIAN]
(clears throat) Right.
Statement of Grian Rever, regarding a mysterious substance found in his garden the other day. Statement taken directly from subject, July 26th, 2022. Audio recording by Grian Rever, Head Archivist at the V.O.I.D. Institute, London.
Statement begins.
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- Part 1 of A Collection of Statements || HC TMA AU
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eight minutes by whomstdvelynt
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
16 Mar 2022
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Eight minutes.
That’s all the time he has before the world inevitably ends; that’s all the time he has before the dying star that was once the Sun kills all life on Earth.
[OR: The world is ending and Wilbur just wants to see his brother.]
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pov: traumatized child gets a hug by whomstdvelynt
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
04 Oct 2021
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"Put your items in the hole, Tommy."
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Tommy stares at his dirt ceiling, breathing heavily, and fumbling for his communicator.
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Or: Tommy wakes up from a nightmare and Ranboo decides to comfort him. :]
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A collection of statements from the V.O.I.D. Institute.
[OR: Another Hermitcraft TMA AU. Based on the Hermit Archives AU by Sixteenthdays and Chrisrin!]
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And finally, the door jingled open. Oliver forced his usual service worker smile and looked up to greet whoever was at the door.
“Good evening! Welcome to the— What the fuck?” Oliver did not mean to scream those last three words as loud as he did. He took a step back as his optical sensor went wide with surprise. “Randy, what the hell.”
In all of his glory, Randal Jade was standing at the door, hunched over. The door closed behind him as he attempted to waddle his way forward. The thing that concerned Oliver the most was that he was covered in blood. There was even some blood caked on his phone head. Randy was usually covered in blood, but this seemed a little too excessive.-
Oliver Swift is working a late night at the cinema, trying to figure out what to film for his movie that he hopes will save the cinema. Thank Phone-God that the topic of conversation walks right through the door, covered in blood.
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- Part 2 of sweethearts & a cinema
Bookmarked by whomstdvelynt
11 Apr 2024
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oh my god. OH MY GOD. literally like. the best thing ever. this is literally so amazing. i want to eat this with my bare hands. oh my god. this has forever altered my brain chemistry. i will literally never be normal again. OH MY GOD.
i love this fic. so much. favorite forever and ever. literally giggling and kicking my feet every time i read this. this fic is so silly. i want to put it in a blender. i am so normal. GAH.
jan. 2026 edit: i bookmarked this in april of 2024 and it still remains one of my favorite fics ever . empties has cooked like no one has ever cooked before im so serious
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After arriving at Castle Town, Tenna tries in vain to get in touch with his ex-husband. Following Spamton around in the hopes of striking up a conversation, his attention is caught by a strange ring: Dark, made of thorns, and hurting Spamton to the point of rendering his entire finger useless. A good excuse for a conversation, but it all seems so strange to Tenna. Spamton never wore much jewelry when they were still partners, and the only ring Tenna can remember him ever wearing is their wedding ring—but that was such a long time ago.
Bookmarked by whomstdvelynt
14 Nov 2025
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this shot me dead in a denny’s parking lot at five in the morning . i mean this in the best way possible . oh my god . ough ………..
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Tenna's co-host has begun making some risque remarks toward him while live on air.
Tonight is the last straw.
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What happens when an overly flirtatious businessman and an easily flustered television get locked in a janitor's closet? Surely something shocking.- Language:
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Bookmarked by whomstdvelynt
09 Nov 2025
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oh i love these freaks ……… they bring me so much joy ………………
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your half of the ransom by definitelynotshouting
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
20 Oct 2024
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Trader Scar's is too-empty for so comely a morning, a hollowed-out shell long rebuilt and bristling with more wares than he has those to sell them to. But it's a familiar charade— Scar slips into the back with a single sunflower clenched tight in his palm, bruising the petals and scratching against the insides of his fingers.
When Scar steps back out to the front, a ghost is waiting patiently for him at the counter.
"Oh," Scar says, and the word scrapes like rust from the well of his throat. He'd recognize those wings anywhere. "Well, hello there, Grian."
Bookmarked by whomstdvelynt
07 Nov 2024
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ohhhhhhh sl!scar ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
THIS IS. I AM SO NORMAL ABOUT THIS. SL!SCAR MY BELOVED. AUGH. /positive
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that it's somewhere in my body (and not inside the walls) by empties
Fandoms: Dialtown: Phone Dating Sim (Visual Novel)
17 Oct 2024
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“No, like, sometimes I really, really wanna do something I think I’ll regret the next morning.”
What the hell is Peter supposed to say to that? It’s not like it’s the first time Roger has said something like that before either.
Like a couple of months ago, when he and a couple of coworkers went to a bar after work, and Roger ended up drinking too much. Again. He even assured Peter that he had it under control, and that he wasn’t spiralling. Peter feels stupid for ever believing him, especially since Roger had still been in a relationship with his now ex–girlfriend.
Out of seemingly nowhere, when they were alone in Peter’s car, Roger attempted to kiss Peter without asking. Peter obviously didn’t let it happen, and Roger had no recollection of the event the very next day.
“It sucks,” Roger mumbles. Peter almost doesn’t catch it. “I—I want so many things and yet I—I always fuck them up. I wanted to stay sober, and now look at me."
or; Roger makes the (bad) decision of going to a party. What can go wrong?
Bookmarked by whomstdvelynt
17 Oct 2024
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another banger by em empties. I’M GONNA CRYYYYYYYY. /positive

