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    1. you hold your child as tight as you can (and push away the unimaginable)
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  1. Rec 29

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    “Right. So, uh, how much are you asking for this thing? This book of yours.”

    Dori leans back in, her grin widening to reveal sharp teeth. “Oh, I thought you’d never ask, Grandmaster!” she purrs, each word as sweet as honey taken straight from the comb. “Why, it’s only fifty thousand mora.”

    Varka doesn’t quite choke on his own saliva, but it’s a close thing. “Fifty what now?”

    “Oh, don’t be like that,” Dori scolds with a shake of her head. “Anyone else would be asking for much more – it’s not every day you stumble upon a book this old and this useful too! A guide to courting for, ah, individuals specific to Nod-Krai and Snezhnaya? It’s practically a trove of information, Sir Varka! Really now, it’s only because you’re my most loyal, most esteemed, most valuable customer that I can afford naming such a low price.”

    Or: Varka gets swindled into buying a Fae courting guide, written by a human for other humans. He's also forced to come to terms with his own feelings regarding a certain Lightkeeper (who might or might not be Fae). Shenanigans ensue as he attempts to follow this dubious yet somehow effective guide to the very end.

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    24 Feb 2026

  2. Rec 3

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    Venom Dough has a hard time coming to terms with the fact that they're struggling to give their siblings the life they'd want them to have. But Mold Dough doesn't intend to leave them to suffer alone.

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    24 Feb 2026

  3. Rec 36

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    Flins had thought the courting was amusing, at first.

    Or: the courting of one Kyryll Chudomirovich Flins by one Illuga.

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    23 Feb 2026

  4. Rec 14

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    Golden Cheese Cookie doesn’t pay any mind to it, despite that. Instead, with a dismissive motion, she said: “It’s not about what I need. It’s about you three.”

    Mold Dough Cookie blinked. “...Us?”

    “Yes,” Golden Cheese Cookie smiled measuredly. “I had briefly forgotten about this while having to deal with some things──” she made a vague gesture with her hands as she spoke as if it would help him understand what ‘things’ was meant to be, “──but now that they are dealt with, it came to my attention I never gave you three a proper meal.”

    Mold Dough Cookie didn’t know how to respond to that immediately. When he could finally manage words, all that came out was: “A meal?”

    Or, Mold Dough Cookie and his siblings get to try a proper meal for the first time in their lives.

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    19 Feb 2026

  5. Rec 4

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    Venom Dough Cookie is ill and decides the best course of action is to self-isolate so Mold Dough Cookie and Pom-Pom Dough Cookie don't have the chance to catch it.

    That doesn't last very long.

    Feveruary 2026 day 1 prompt: "Don't get too close."

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    19 Feb 2026