whatcaniwriteinthis
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(save a sheep) drain a cowboy by whatcaniwriteinthis for smut_rights
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
30 Dec 2025
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Jimmy holds out his wrist, turned up so the blue-green lines of his veins are visible.
“I’m offering.” He says, and he hopes Tango lets himself take.or: decked out 3 is already bringing changes for tango
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my house (could be your house too!) by whatcaniwriteinthis for justlukahere
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Valefisk
24 Dec 2025
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while maivi plans his next video, vale daydreams about moving in together
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imprisoned by precarious, nearly malevolent, bookshelves by whatcaniwriteinthis for Inky_fwog
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
22 Dec 2025
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mumbo and grian and his maze of a starter base
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From the Desk of Mumbo K. Jumbo by whatcaniwriteinthis for thunderdone
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP
07 Dec 2025
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A pile of papers scattered across a desk. Would you like to take a closer look?
[a multimedia work about the Boatem office place]
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loose bolt of a complete machine by whatcaniwriteinthis for Odaigahara
Fandoms: Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 Dec 2025
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Why had no one told him how handsome Solidarity is?
or: the heros tango tek and solidarity meet for the first time
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i'm a punk rocker yes i am by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
09 Aug 2025
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a superman!jimmy au, based on superman (2025)
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unrelated ficlets for the secret life smp series
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Jimmy Solidarity's Big Bisexual Awakening by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Empires SMP
07 Apr 2024
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an empires SMP/third life/hermitcraft college au, featuring bisexual Jimmy and an abundance of queer themes
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wanksgiving 2023 by whatcaniwriteinthis
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP
25 Nov 2023
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a collection of unrelated smut/smut-adjacent drabbles/drabble-adjacent-works, written for Wanksgiving 2023
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When Shane was born an ocean away from her homeland, Yuna Hollander, who did not pray, whispered into the world: Let every door open for him, my son.
OR: Yuna Hollander learns to appreciate Ilya Rozanov, one step at a time.
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16 Feb 2026
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that'll leave a mark by subcorax
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
06 Feb 2026
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Shane heads straight to his stall, starts tugging his jersey over his head, and without any preamble, turns to Ostrovsky and says, “Rook, what was the one thing I told you not to do tonight?”
Guiltily, Ostrovsky lisps, “Get into shit with Rozanov and Marleau.”
Shane sighs, all put-upon weariness. “And what was the literal first thing you did?”
Or: Five fights Shane Hollander (tries to) stop on the ice, and the one that he starts.
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14 Feb 2026
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if you come back, bring a new name for everything by fringe_problems
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
07 Jan 2026
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Of all things, it starts with a tweet. It’s a picture of Scott in a People magazine Sexiest Man of the Year roundup. Not the cover star, but a stylish photoshoot, wearing skintight Under Armour, looking coquettishly over one shoulder. His friend’s tweet reads: “am i crazy or is this low key kind of fruity?”
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Or, Scott and Kip fall in love again.
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- Part 1 of a new name for everything
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12 Feb 2026
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Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.
Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.
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- Part 6 of my heated rivalry anon fics
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09 Feb 2026
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the fanmail incident(s) by kwonflwr
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
25 Dec 2025
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Hayden Pike is notoriously terrible at noticing the many details his FanMail videos contain. It's a good thing that fans know how to keep silent.
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After the outing, we find out that a bunch of fans had already received fanmail from Hayden that featured mildly incriminating Hollanov lore but kept it to themselves.
Bookmarked by whatcaniwriteinthis
07 Feb 2026