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Cartman and Kenny were staring at him now, waiting for an answer. Stan nervously started to uncontrollably shake his leg, trying to find the right words. “We were never together.” He mumbled.
Furiously, Kyle stood up from his seat and stormed out of the restaurant.
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"I just wanted to ask if you wanted to maybe dance with me?”
Kyle’s anger diminishes and his eyes widen, a blush creeping up his face. Not just on him, but he could clearly see Stan’s cheeks turning into a faint blush of pink as well. Stan can’t seem to meet his eyes.
“Are you serious?” Kyle asks, and Stan extends his hand out to help his best friend get up from the chair. “I mean… I don’t have a dance partner like you. It kind of leaves us two alone, right?”
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Summary: "The goal was to get the fuck out, no matter what." Or, in which Stan is unwittingly Lloyd Dobler and Kyle is most definitely Diane Court.
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24 Jan 2026
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Kyle is a horrible artist, but Stan loves him anyway.
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26 Oct 2025
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In the middle of the worst winter on record, Sheila drags Kyle to Cambridge to tour Harvard. It turns out better than he expected.
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25 Oct 2025
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Kyle returns home for winter break from his junior year at college, and after some odd years of not speaking, Stan comes over one night and makes a rather strange request for his help in aiding him in revenge. He won't tell him why, and he doesn't particularly care; he's just glad Stan's talking to him again.
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28 Jul 2025
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Stan asked, “What would you say if I told you I got abducted by aliens last night? With Craig, Tweek and Cartman?”
Kyle raised his eyebrows. “I’d say that your wet dreams are getting weirdly specific and you should stop telling me about them.”
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13 Jul 2025
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this is literature. wow. it feels so canon… wow. this is perfect (nsfw parts were skipped for those looking through my bookmarks)