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    Obi-Wan is nothing if he is not a human sheepdog for children. Anakin finds him after he’s rounded up all the padawans on board the Negotiator and stuffed them into a supply hold. He hasn’t started any games with them; he’s not offering instruction. He simply must have the youth in his sights at all times or else he will go into cardiac arrest.

    (Senior Negotiator Anakin Skywalker is trying to win this war by whatever means necessary when a wrench crashes into his plans in the shape of his childhood rival, Crèchemaster Obi-Wan Kenobi. Obi-Wan, meanwhile, intends to do everything in his power to keep Anakin away from his kids, war or no war.)

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    01 Nov 2025

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    “You are all descended from General Yoda?” Cody asks.

    “Did I not tell you?” The General asks.

    No, he did fucking not.

    “Oh. My apologies, then. This whole situation must have been absolutely baffling. Yes, the Council stuck the Count with us because we’re the rest of his lineage. They feel that he is less likely to turn tail if he feels like he has a party he needs to protect.”

    When asked if he’d wanted the 104th or the 212th, Cody should have said the 104th.

    “Cody? Are you upset, dear?”

    (In the last year of the war, Count Dooku snaps and changes sides. He wants Sidious crushed, and he knows just how to ruin him. First, however, he needs to get his hands on the only one who knows what Sidious is truly capable of. Thankfully, his lineage is there to help, regardless of whether they or their unhappy Clone Commanders want to or not.)

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    30 Oct 2025

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    “I will ask you questions of a person unnamed,” Commander Cody says. “And afterwards you can tell me if any of these behaviors are in need of professional support.”

    Kix’s stomach yearns to become a farmer. Oh, the cheese it could make. It decides to practice curdling while this conversation continues.

    (Kix ends up learning way more than he asked to about a most scandalous affair occurring at very top of the 212th Attack Battalion.)

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    17 Oct 2025

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    “Ani.”

    “Do you think I’m manly?”

    Obi-Wan’s mind skips a beat or so just as he is bringing the hot mug towards his lips. He lowers it.

    “Manly?” he says.

    Anakin opens the cupboard by the stove and brings out every mixing and serving bowl therein. He sets them in front of the drying rack and rolls his falling sleeves back up.

    “You heard me,” he says.

    (Anakin has gender questions, so he wakes Obi-Wan up at ass-o-clock to demand answers.)

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    10 Oct 2025

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    "What are you doing?"

    "Learning about ghosts," was the curt response.

    It was such a strange thing to say. Rex leaned back. "What?"

    Cody pushed the 'pad over. It was an article. No - an obituary. An extensive one, published to one of the more popular news outlets out of Coruscant. Just about ten, ah, thirteen years ago. Funny coincidence.

    "Who is this?" Rex asked before further inquiry died on this tongue.
    A headshot of the man in question showed up when he scrolled. Long, greying hair, partially tied back. A surprisingly calm expression, crow’s feet and a beard.

    "Qui-Gon Jinn." [...]

    That was a familiar face. He knew that face.
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    In which the war Rex was born for ends early, his brothers get a new lease on life, he starts seeing dead people, and he gets married to his former general.

    Not necessarily in that order.

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    10 Oct 2025