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Two By by werpiper
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Sefer Bereshit | Book of Genesis
21 Feb 2026
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Aziraphale's wings came out and he was running, flying, wheeling wild until he saw Crawly. The demon was standing among humans, wrapping three half-grown people into his wet black sleeves. Aziraphale swept down and sulfurous eyes turned towards him, opened wide. "Put out your wings," the angel roared. "Two by two and you're with me."
Another Ark story. With Crawly's ability to hide children in the shapes of animals; also porn.
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I Was Raised Out In The Cold by fallenwithoutgrace, werpiper
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
16 Feb 2026
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Crowley remembers the first snowfall on Earth.
❄️Written by me for the Winter Omens Reverse Mini Bang❄️
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Someone's Coming by werpiper
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Feb 2026
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Shadwell sees Aziraphale leaving the Bentley outside the Dirty Donkey and decides to drop a word to the wise. He gets considerably more involved, which... he probably intended, right?
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- Part 32 of Miracles and Heresy (an ordered sequence)
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Avalon (and) by werpiper
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Feb 2026
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An angel, a demon, and the Once and Future King.
(We are living in the future.)
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- Part 14 of Miracles and Heresy (an ordered sequence)
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In the time of Creation, two angels work on God's instructions for something very confusing -- not another World, but the opposite of Heaven.
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Miracles and Heresy (an ordered sequence) by GreekGeek24, werpiper
Fandom Christian Bible (New Testament), Cthulhu Mythos - Fandom, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Le Morte d'Arthur - Thomas Malory, Sefer Bereshit | Book of Genesis, The Imitation Game (2014), The Return of Hastur - August Derleth
14 Feb 2026
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Place to stuff some short GO fics with some not-quite-perfect internal continuity. May not stand 100% alone! Read one or read 'em all ;)
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- 36
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- 41
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in the icing: Layers side stories by werpiper
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
10 Aug 2020
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LAYERS is my Dwalin-centric, genderfucked Quest-fic with all the promiscuity. "The Hobbit", decolonized.
The rest are side-stories. Basically anything not from Dwalin's POV or not taking place in that time.
For standalones: the dworin is to be found in THE KING OF ME and the bagginshield (!! -- also a great extension of the Tolkien worldbuilding mythos) in FIRST NOTES OF THE SECOND SONG.
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Winter Hill by FormlessVoidbeast, Thorinsmut (FormlessVoidbeast), werpiper
Fandom The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien
24 Apr 2022
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Winter Hill, Boston, 1920-1933
Prohibition is in full swing. Organized crime flourishes, but even the most vicious gangs must take care.
They dare not forget the stories about the 'little folk', the 'good neighbors' who live among them. Everyone knew someone who swore they saw a little old lady (looked like your granny with a beard!) get hit by a car, only to stand up and throw the car clear across the road before dusting off and carrying on with her shopping. Tales of burst chains, and handprints in iron doors, where a prisoner had been held. Horror stories of someone pumping a body full of lead, but the intended victim ran straight up the line of fire and strangled the life out of the shooter before bleeding out.
and worse.
Durin's Boys run roughshod over the mannish gangs, distributing liquor and buying back a little of the glory they left behind in the old world. The Ri brothers make excellent alcohols, and Nori sells them at a premium price. Bifur the toymaker delivers to a few select clients through the city, and hosts parties like you would not believe.
Prohibition is just an opportunity to those who keep to the old ways, and live by the old laws.
Do not forget the little folk.
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Good Omens: Myths by werpiper
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Sefer Bereshit | Book of Genesis
24 Mar 2022
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Ark and Asides by werpiper
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Sefer Bereshit | Book of Genesis
22 Feb 2022
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- 3
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Oopsie, omens. by paaminty
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Apr 2024
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Aziraphale, not wanting his new crush to get into trouble, asks some questions on their behalf. There are some repercussions to this decision, and now he fights between what he is, what he wishes he still was, and keeping his Angel friend out of the same trouble.
The entire retelling of Good Omens, but reversed!
(Updating tags as the comic progresses!)
(Comic fic, with occasional written chapters)- Language:
- English
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- 27/?
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Bookmarked by werpiper
19 Feb 2026
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“Last night,” Sherlock said. His voice was so deep it practically rumbled. “What was that?”
“I told you. You needed to calm down.”- Language:
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Bookmarked by werpiper
11 Feb 2026
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Antler Guy Saga- Original Format by erinnightwalker
Fandoms: Antler Guy (Sculpture/Tumblr post)
24 Apr 2019
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Its hard, living in suburbia. Its harder when your neighbor is an eldritch abomination.
This is the original raw text of my Tumblr posts about Antler Guy and Neighbor Steve. Enjoy.
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Bookmarked by werpiper
08 Feb 2026
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After the failed Armageddon, Aziraphale finds out that Heaven has been damning souls to Hell for the supposed sin of having kinky sex. He is certain that kinky sex in itself is not a sin, and enlists Crowley to help him prove it. Never mind that Aziraphale has never had sex before. Never mind that he and Crowley are just friends. He's sure everything will work out just fine.
Written for Kinktober 2025
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- English
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- 10/32
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Bookmarked by werpiper
03 Feb 2026
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Pulled by DoonaRose
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
01 Oct 2023
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Aziraphale deliberately took Crowley to lunch to seduce him. To inspire him, as Aziraphale had insisted on clarifying. Not into anything more than kissing him, Crowley was certain. But when they get back to the bookshop it ends up being a whole lot more.
“Has it occurred to you, Crowley,” Aziraphale draws his name out, like it’s something special and just the right flavor on his tongue. “That I might want you just as badly as you want me?”
Sixty seconds ago, Crowley wouldn’t have believed him for even a moment but now… He trips over the tenses of things: “It had not.”
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- Part 8 of Osculations
Bookmarked by werpiper
18 Jan 2026