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fruit but not wine by welpthatdidntwork
Fandoms: Fullmetal Alchemist - All Media Types, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood & Manga
29 Dec 2023
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In Roy’s most indulgent fantasies, the flowers are never there.
Instead his breaths come clear and easy, his chest never tightens, and the love of his life always loves him back. In these dreams, he realizes he’s in love on a beautiful beach or in a meadow, with his love lit by the sun and a breeze catching the ends of their hair. There are no thorns cutting his throat or sickly sweet petals crushing between his molars as he tries not to gag.
In reality, Roy Mustang realizes he’s in love while conveniently hunched over a sink mid-heave.
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On a mining colony, SecUnit suffers through the daily tedium of life as a corporate murderbot. But all is not as it seems. And it has more friends than it knows.
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14 Feb 2026
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“Damning?” She whispers fearfully.
“To Hell,” Merlin whispers back. “You don’t know what King Arthur is capable of.”
Ulla swallows again. Perhaps Emrys really is chained up in one of the castle dungeons.While awaiting the inauguration feast for Camelot's new mysterious court sorcerer, a young foreign chambermaid becomes wrapped up in harboring a fugitive manservant hiding from King Arthur. Comedy, terror, and fruit tarts ensue.
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23 Aug 2025
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“If Arthur, maker of knights, can train a lowborn man to your satisfaction and prove we can strengthen our defenses from among our own, you will release me from this marriage agreement.”
To save Morgana from a loveless political marriage, Arthur has three months to turn a peasant into a knight. The only problem? That peasant is Merlin.
Otherwise known as She's All That but utter medieval nonsense.
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22 Aug 2025
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“Westalians have horns.”
Anya blinks. “No they don’t.”
“How would you know?” her classmate taunts.
Because Anya’s Papa is Westalian. Unless... he's hiding his horns from Anya!
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21 Aug 2025
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Hazards of Duty by WerewolvesAreReal
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, The Lays of the Hearth-Fire Series - Victoria Goddard
14 Nov 2024
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Someone tries to kill Cliopher. And then someone else tries to kill Cliopher. And then a few (dozen) more people.
Also, Quintus chooses an awful time to visit.Bookmarked by welpthatdidntwork
07 Aug 2025

