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“Please don’t tell me the first person who ever touched your dick was Dr. Robby.”
“Um.” He coughs.
“Oh my god I’m gonna fucking die.”
Santos tries to solve Whitaker’s sexual hangups. Whitaker tries to save Robby’s soul. Neither initiative goes exactly to plan.
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It’s winter in Hawkins, and Mike and Will aren’t speaking anymore. Living in Mike’s house, Will tries to be invisible, spending most of his time in the basement.
Then the power goes out — and if there’s one thing he dreads more than facing Mike, it’s the cold.
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Seven nights in which Mike and Will have to sleep in the same bed, even though they’re barely friends anymore.
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13 Dec 2025
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Geralt sits. “How long?”
Jaskier can’t sit, he paces. “Since the inn. Since the moment I clapped eyes on your big, grumpy physique! I saw you in the corner and I thought, oh, well, this chap hasn’t thrown one vegetable at me, and he also looks lonely. And then I got closer and I thought, oh, his eyes. And oh, his arms. And then later when you stood up, oh, his ass.”
(Jaskier accidentally gets dosed with truth serum, you'll never BELIEVE what happens next.)
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06 Aug 2025
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A Song of Service by didoandis
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
14 Nov 2020
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“Why do you wear that collar?” the witcher asks.
Jaskier startles. He’s been fiddling with it, he realises, a nervous habit. He didn’t think the witcher had noticed, even though those golden eyes seem to spot most things.
“It’s so people know what I am,” he says.
“And what are you?” the witcher says. His tone has turned surprisingly gentle. Perhaps he can hear the misery in Jaskier’s voice.
“Bound in service,” Jaskier explains. He tries on a smile. “It might not look like it, but I’m as much of a prisoner as you are.”
Jaskier didn’t exactly plan to escape from his master alongside a terrifying witcher. But it might turn out to be one of his better decisions.
[Inspired by The Accidental Warlord and His Pack by Inexplicifics.]
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06 Aug 2025
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One of them has to bend. Hannibal decides it should be him.
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