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    “I wanted dinner. With someone who wouldn’t— who doesn’t—”
    “Talk?” he offered.
    She huffed a laugh. “Think. Much. Loudly. In my vicinity.”
    A pause, wry and weightless. “I can be remarkably stupid on request.”
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    Hermione Granger’s latest experiment in the Department of Mysteries goes, technically speaking, catastrophically tits-up. The result? She can suddenly hear everyone’s thoughts. It’s a nightmare.
    Except Draco Malfoy’s.
    Around him, the world goes silent — blissfully, impossibly silent.
    So she clings to him for relief; he pretends he’s not quietly losing his mind over her; the Brains in jars judge them both; and feelings start happening without anyone’s permission.
    Magical neuroscience, catastrophic intimacy, and one very besotted Auror who never stood a chance.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    With Garden State's second album blowing up the charts, this tour is the opportunity of a lifetime. They have more fans, more songs, and more creativity than ever before; criss-crossing the country with all of his favorite people is a dream come true for Luke, and the fact that this is his job only makes it all the sweeter.

    Except...

    He can't do this again. Not ever, but especially not now. There's too much to lose. His life isn't the only thing at stake this time.

    But what's going to be louder— the roar of the crowd, or the voices inside his head?

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    21 Aug 2025

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    Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are cursed. Probably. Maybe.

    All Hermione knows for certain is that he keeps sticking his pointy nose and other body parts where they aren't welcome: like into her dating life, and under her skin, literally.

    Meanwhile, all Draco knows for certain is that in all his fantasies of getting into her knickers, he never imagined it happening like that.

    A twist of fate, a statistical anomaly, or a sex curse: whatever the cause, there's (probably) just one solution.

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    (In which Hermione and Draco Apparate into one another, repeatedly.)

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    07 Jan 2025

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    Having avoided the Manor since the war, Draco is extremely annoyed when he has to go back to deal with a haunting.

    At least he has the galleons to hire the best ghost wrangler the agency could send him. He just hopes whoever shows up is competent.

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    26 Dec 2024

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    Hermione dies and comes back as a ghost to see both Draco going through the different stages of grief and Scorpius growing up.

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    05 Nov 2024

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