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Wine and Flowers by unidentifiedspoon
Fandoms: Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, Elder Scrolls
18 Apr 2015
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When a plague sweeping eastern Cyrodiil threatens to upset the delicate balance created in the wake of the Oblivion Crisis, the heroes that saved the world once before are sent to do it again. Take an ice-cold recalcitrant mage from a decimated noble house, an unyielding spellsword with a wit as sharp as her blade, and a quest to rescue lost souls from the very place they swore they would never return, things are bound to go wrong. Then they go even wronger.
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Robert recovers from his injuries and slowly begins to return to the field as Mecha-Man. But the closer he gets, the more he's unsure he actually wants to return.
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Robert finally gets to retire, whether he wants to or not.
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18 Jan 2026
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“So, Robert, I hear you went out on a date.”
Robert chuckled into his receiver, at Invisigal’s opening for today’s bout of requisite Z-Team inane-ass smalltalk.
“I don’t know about any of you guys, but I am getting a very weird sense of déjà vu. Do we think Shroud is waiting somewhere round a corner, to try and kidnap Beef again?”
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(AKA: once Robert Robertson's Maslow's Heirarchy of Needs is met, he finds himself starting to wonder if... maybe, just maybe, he might be little bisexual).
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- Part 1 of fuck it! dispatch fic collection
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16 Jan 2026
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“There’s a leader—rank—board for d-dispatchers?” Waterboy blurts. Robert's lips tip upwards, an amused little smile.
“Of course there is,” he drawls. “What, did you think you guys were special? Corporate likes to look at numbers going up and down."
“What are you guys even judged on?” Prism asks. Robert raises a hand, counting on his fingers as he speaks.
“Team synergy, mission success rate, call completion efficiency, subscriber satisfaction…” his smile widens wryly. “Collateral damage.”
“Where are you in the rankings?” Unable to contain his curiosity, Sonar cuts back in. Robert levels him with a blank stare.
“You spent an hour mid-shift last Tuesday ‘powdering your nose’,” he deadpans. “Where do you think I am?”
The Z-Team finds out about Robert's continued lack of furniture, the upsetting state of his wallet, and the dispatching team's leaderboard. They hatch a plan. Robert suffers a normal amount.
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- Part 1 of property bothers
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31 Dec 2025
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A new villain with killer aim nearly takes Frank out, and he makes the call to go to Karen for help. Karen, who hasn't seen him in months, who has been wishing she could take back those words she said to him in the woods. She never thought she'd get the chance to repair what they both broke that night, so once he's back in her life, she's not going to let him disappear again so easily.
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- Part 1 of The Sinner and the Saint
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24 Apr 2025
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“Miss Gandalf,” Thorin says, tiredly, because this is the third crime scene he’s come to this month where Phryne Gandalf had beaten him to it by a solid ten minutes. “To what do we owe this pleasure.”
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13 Jan 2025