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    The Archangel Samael has one job: cleanse one very specific soul of sin, or be cast out of Heaven and into the Underworld. Problem is, the soul they want him to save it that of a serial killer cannibal.
    Meanwhile, Alastor has a fun time corrupting this strange divine being. And, perhaps, convincing Sammie take part in the worst sin an angel could ever commit.

    What begins as story in which a life is snuffed out before Samael's very eyes... becomes one where new life is being created?

     

    Quite literally a collaborative effort where we aim to make Angel!Lucifer pregnant as soon as possible. Good, spicy, saucy fun... with a hint of romance and angst thrown in!

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    09 Feb 2026

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    There are two known ways to heal holy wounds on demons: the first requires direct healing through ritualistic touch. The second involves remotely siphoning the holy energy into a host to allow the demon’s natural healing process to restart.

    He is certain that the Radio Demon will never in a million years allow Lucifer to touch him, so the only way to heal that prideful prick is to secretly suck a little bit of that residual holy energy into his body every time they bump into each other. Which, by the way, gross, but if it means Charlie never has to blame herself for the death of a friend ever again, Lucifer will do it, no questions asked.

    He just completely forgot that that’s exactly how he and Lilith made Charlie to begin with.

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    Or, alternatively, Lucifer accidentally gets preggers from healing Alastor. Yep.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    After destroying the hotel for the umpteenth time, Alastor makes a promise with Lucifer: in exchange for swapping compliments, learning to coexist, and becoming kind of friends, Lucifer will owe him a favour.

    (Falling in love was not supposed to be a part of that deal.)

    -- in which they fight heaven, each other, and the urge to be together.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Alastor doesn't care for his second gender--second genders in general. He doesn't like not feeling in control of his body, his mind.

    Needing things.

    He has had one rut, and that was all he was ever going to have as far as he was concerned.

    Lucifer on the other hand is extremely confident in his second gender, and knowing creation inside and out, sees everyone's instincts as necessary....everything is just...biology. How they were created. So, why is Alastor so against it all?

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    15 Jan 2026

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    Eternity becomes calm and controlled as long as you keep a steady routine. That's what Alastor thinks, he's been thinking it for almost 100 years since a woman turned him into a vampire to avoid dying. But nothing lasts forever and, at some point, fate aligns the planets to cause an explosion in his life. And even more so if one of those planets is a Lucifer disgusted with a job he only does to protect his daughter. So what if that job consists of killing beings like Alastor? The universe hasn't taken that into account and doesn't seem to care.

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    12 Jan 2026