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An Exquisite Turn of Praise by tabbystardust, unencryptid
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Oct 2025
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A clever mouth gets you out of trouble; a smart one gets you into it.
Stede has both, and Ed has opinions about that.
written for the OFMDWhumptober2025 prompt "self sacrifice" and the OFMDKinktober2025 prompt "praise kink"
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- Part 58 of Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills)
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After a long day at work, Ed comes home to a quiet house.
A quiet house is never a good thing in the Bonnet-Teach household, and that day is no exception.
written for the #OFMDWhumptober prompt 'working to exhaustion'
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- Part 57 of Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills)
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Ed finds a dagger on a raid. A gorgeous, ornate dagger.
Once upon a time, he also found a gorgeous, ornate gentleman on a raid.
These things don't feel like coincidences.
written for the #OFMDKinktober25 prompt 'knife play'
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- Part 56 of Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills)
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Ed wants to get revenge. Stede wants to get railed. Neither of them gets what they want.
And neither does Izzy, if anyone cared to fuckin' ask.
written for the #OFMDWhumptober2025 prompt 'stabbed'
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- Part 55 of Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills)
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Stede’s breath shook as he stared at the model cabin in front of him without seeing anything. They had discussed the topic of free use without ever really getting the chance to put it into practice. If they weren’t busy, then the children were there, and when the children weren’t there, then one of them was sick.
So on and so forth, life got in the way—until this weekend. This weekend, they had no kids, no signs of sniffles, and nothing getting in their way. Boundaries and safe words had been rehashed last night, and Stede had entirely forgotten in the face of an afternoon with his hobby.
A battle of wills is about to go down in the Bonnet-Teach household. Who will come out on top?
written for the #BottomStedeWeekTurnsOne prompt 'free use'
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- Part 54 of Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills)
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Loose Canons (OFMD prompt fills) by tabbystardust, unencryptid
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
26 Oct 2025
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A series of fills for prompts and other twitter OFMD stuff!
These fics are not parts of other established series unless they are otherwise marked—and even if they are, they can be enjoyed without having read the series it is from!
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In Every Universe (Meet-Cute Collection) by unencryptid
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Feb 2025
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The Sweetest Science: Improbable Lessons on Love by unencryptid
Fandom Our Flag Means Death (TV)
14 Nov 2023
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A Witcher's enhanced sense of smell tells them more about the world (and the people in it) than humans could ever dream of. Thus far, it has mostly served Lambert in looking out for his brothers, and avoiding lying assholes (or pointing those lying assholes out for a beating, depending on Geralt's current orders).
When a stranger named Jaskier saves Lambert from a horrifically painful end, Lambert has no idea what to make of him, even with the help of his nose. He finds himself worrisomely obsessed with learning more about the bard. The more Lambert learns, the harder he falls, until he knows he'll do anything to stay at Jaskier's side.
Even if it means doing something Witchers never do - getting married.
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- Part 5 of Arranged By Fate, Bound By Choice
- Part 1 of Witcher Scents
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Bookmarked by unencryptid
19 Feb 2026
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Silver Tongue by EyesUpMarksman for tyroseasaurus
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski
31 Mar 2021
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Aiden is waiting for Lambert in a forgettable tavern in the middle of a forgettable town. After clearing out a whole nekker nest, the one thing he wants to do before sleep is have his Wolf back in his arms again. After they've slept, they can get out of this hellish place.
As he's waiting for Lambert to return from the alderman's house with their bounty, he hears a bard take to the stage. Taverns mean noise; noise that he's not against, perse, but noise that he blocks out all the same. Until he hears the bard say some choice things about the esteemed White Wolf.
And his interest is piqued.
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Post!Mountain Break-Up
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19 Feb 2026
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Griffin Feathers And Winter Flowers by EvanescentDreamer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
03 Apr 2024
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Coën has had a difficult year on the Path, and knows he needs to spend the winter at Kaer Morhen to recover. When he meets Jaskier at the base of the Killer, he believes his restful winter will instead be filled with torment- pining after someone he cannot have.
Thankfully, he is mistaken, and can dedicate himself to courting the magnificent bard.
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- Part 7 of Arranged By Fate, Bound By Choice
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19 Feb 2026
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They Are Only Words (But They Mean Everything) by EvanescentDreamer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
17 Aug 2023
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It has become common for the Witcher schools to enter agreements with the nobility. These arrangements have always been sealed with money or goods, but the nobles of Kerack request something more traditional from the Wolves- a wedding.
In an attempt to bridge the gap between himself and his future husband, and hopefully avoid complete disaster, Eskel decides to include a personal letter with the official missive. He struggles to find the right words, and is convinced he's going to make a terrible first impression.
Jaskier begs to differ.
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- Part 4 of Arranged By Fate, Bound By Choice
- Part 1 of They Are Only Words (But They Mean Everything)
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19 Feb 2026
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A Gift From Destiny by EvanescentDreamer
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
20 Nov 2025
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Every Witcher knows that claiming the Law of Surprise is risky, Eskel more than most. He and his mates avoid it as much as they can, but when they save an Alpha noble's life, their lack of coin and a lean season force their hand.
There’s no knowing what could be waiting for them at the Alpha's family estate. Eskel will settle for anything that can aid his pack, from food to something fit to sell.
Turns out Destiny's plan is more aligned with Eskel's wishes than he's willing to admit, because what he finds is an Omega.
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- Part 12 of Arranged By Fate, Bound By Choice
Bookmarked by unencryptid
19 Feb 2026