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Jack Frost just wants to be seen. A little hard, when you're a myth among myths, and not even your fellow spirits can see you. It only gets harder when the Man in the Moon decides Jack is to be a Guardian. But how is that even possible, when the only thing that even knows you exist is a little tooth fairy?
(Or: Jack's heart breaks a lot, Baby Tooth is a damn good friend, and Bunny will eventually make away like a bandit with Jack Frost.)Series
- Part 1 of Myth Among Myths
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18 Feb 2026
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Jack Frost is the world's biggest slut. Everyone knows it. The nymphs know it, the fey know it, the satyrs know it, the Guardians know it.
It's funny then, that Jack's actually a three hundred year-old virgin and trying to keep that a secret. (Apparently virgins are a hot commodity in the world of magic and myths.) Not hard, when you smell like sex all the time. (Thank you magic potion.)
Too bad no one told Jack that unicorns are hard to hide things from.
(Or: Jack's a scared virgin in a world of people who want to molest him, Bunny sticks his foot in his mouth, and unicorns come to the rescue. I'm serious.)
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17 Feb 2026
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It hurts and he’s not even sure why. The feeling of shame – of disappointing – burns hotter in his throat than the liquor in his hand. His life is too good for him, he’s too bad to deserve it. He is, isn’t he?
Robert really needs to stop placing his self-worth in the words of a dead man.Or, Robert self-worth is six feet under on the 16th anniversary of his father’s death now that he’s no longer Mecha Man and no longer having to worry about Shroud, the Z Team is there to comfort him.
Or, or, some consequences of Robert “Robbie” Robertsons shitty parenting
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- Part 2 of Dispatch Z-Team&/Robert
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31 Jan 2026
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What if Golem wasn't quick enough to save Robert from Flambae?
CONTENT WARNING: Includes violence, gore/injury, intense fear, trauma/PTSD, swearing, some sexual situations, and graphic sex.[COMPLETE]
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29 Jan 2026
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The team makes guesses on how old Robert is. When they finally get their answer, they start to do the numbers and don't like it.
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28 Jan 2026