19 Bookmarks by twoformirth
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You always thought Ezra was the poetic one in your relationship. It turns out he isn’t the only one.
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20 Dec 2020
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The Witchhiker's Guide To Beltane by TeddyRadiator
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
31 May 2014
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Wizarding Britain, ten years after the war. Things are good, but the Ministry thinks what's needed is a good old fashioned Beltane revel. Hogwarts is just the place to do it. In the meantime, Severus isn't enjoying life right now; he's the subject of Rita Skeeter's new tell-all book. And don't get Hermione started on how Ron continues to make her life a misery. Perhaps this Beltane stuff may just be the ticket to help them out as well. Written for Jenidralph in the winter 2013 LiveJournal SSHG_Prompfest.
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21 Aug 2020
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"Oi, 'Ermione... why are you talking about pricks like that? And whaddya mean you're beatin' the Headmaster?"
It was a fair question... but the answer proved to be anything but simple. For Headmaster Snape and Mistress Granger, a pub night spent together in conversation turns into something else entirely.
Written for Toodleoo as part of the 2016 LJ SSHG Gift Fest.
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- 4/4
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20 Aug 2020
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"And even though it all went wrong/I'll stand before the Lord of Song/With nothing on my tongue but Hallelujah…"
For Severus Snape, playing music held as just much enchantment as performing actual magic. But how and why did he learn to play the piano? A life told through song as a homage to the genius of Leonard Cohen and Alan Rickman.
Written as part of the 2017 Snapecase Fest on LJ.
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20 Aug 2020
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Between Scylla and Charybdis by Ms_Anthrop for Cabepfir
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Mar 2020
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"Merlin's saggy ballsack, since when has Granger had decent tits?"
Their affair started in a ballroom, centred on a series of jewellery heists, migrated to a closet, and became very complicated in the process. Being stuck between a rock and a hard place didn't begin to describe it, especially when Hermione's rock was a blood magic curse and the hard place was Severus Snape. NOW COMPLETE
Written as part of the 2018 round of the SSHG Gift Fest for Cabepfir.
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- English
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- 45,586
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- 8/8
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- 208
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19 Aug 2020
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A Derailed Train of Thought by Ms_Anthrop for Geminisister
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Jan 2020
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As the tenth anniversary of the Battle of Hogwarts approaches, Minerva McGonagall decides to exercise her inner Slytherin with a spot of plotting. The result? Snape and Granger are forced to chaperone a year-long exchange trip to Beauxbatons. What could possibly go wrong? Written for Gemini Sister as part of the 2015 LJ SSHG GiftFest. NOW COMPLETE
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- 109,482
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- 18/18
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19 Aug 2020
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Hermione Granger, star employee of the Ministry Spirit Division, is called to Hogwarts to investigate some very strange occurrences.
Written for GeminiSister2
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- 7/7
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18 Aug 2020
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Draco bets Hermione a thousand galleons she won’t ask out the taciturn and slightly intimidating Severus Snape. Hermione is not one to turn down a challenge, or a thousand galleons come to think of it....
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- 6/6
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18 Aug 2020
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** COMPLETED **
The new Ministry had fully exonerated Severus Snape for what he had done during the war and further awarded him with the Order of Merlin, First Class for his extraordinary work as a spy. It wasn't a popular move with the public, however, and Hermione Granger defended him to anyone who would listen, but even The Prophet grew weary of her advocacy. But after reading a magazine specializing in romance stories, she sees an opportunity to defend Professor Snape once more by way of a tale about the recent war featuring a character very much like the irascible and unsociable potions professor. Adopting a pseudonym to hide her identity, she carefully weaves the people she knows into the plot through subsidiary roles. When the story takes off - especially with the young women of Hogwarts - it disrupts the school in a variety of ways, but no one is more upset, infuriated, or seriously hacked-off by it all than the model for the protagonist, and when he finds out who the author is, he plans to eviscerate them. But as it progresses, the story becomes far more than a simple matter of rehabilitation for the two people most closely touched by the tale.
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- 139,668
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- 33/33
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17 Aug 2020
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Restoration by Grooot for CeleryThesis, FrancineHibiscus, gingerbred
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Feb 2018
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This work continues on from the events of “The Ministry of Snakes”. The Minister and his associates have been arrested. While the rest of the society deals with the aftermath and begins movement towards rebuilding the Ministry, Hermione turns her mind to Australia and her plans of reversing the memory spell she cast on her parents. And if she happens to currently be shagging one of Britain’s most accomplished wizards, that’s got to be a help surely.
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- Part 2 of The Ministry of Snakes
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15 Aug 2020
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Hermione Granger, employee of the Magical Entity Rights Commission has travelled to Azkaban to review rumours of prisoner mistreatment. During her visit, she stumbles across someone that she was pretty sure was dead when she attended their funeral.
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- Part 1 of The Ministry of Snakes
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- 22,455
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- 14/14
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15 Aug 2020
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What do you do when you can't get your professor out of your head - literally?
Rated E for later chapters
** The sequel to Mind Over Matter is as of 8/25 being posted weekly. The new work, Matter Over Mind, is seventeen chapters long **
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- Part 1 of Mind Series
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- 13/13
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14 Aug 2020
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** Sequel to Mind Over Matter **
When we left off with our heroes, Hermione had just saved Severus's life after collecting/stealing the ingredients necessary to brew his nerve regeneration potion. He offers her an accelerated apprenticeship that can be done in one year, given how advanced she already is in the subject. She expects that they will carry on with their personal relationship as well, but after meeting her parents, and getting a bit of a talking to from Minerva, Severus acknowledges that he, too, is concerned about her age and lack of experience with the world. He wants Hermione to spend the year as his apprentice "exploring her options," so to speak. She's not happy about it, and he's not terribly keen either, but he wants her to be sure of her feelings. She kisses a lot of frogs before she finds her Prince, who by unfortunate circumstance has to watch her do it - literally. Their relationship is further complicated by the fact that she wants to "improve" on Severus's original potion for her master's project. Characters from Mind Over Matter return, including Mr. Duggins, Natalia Veneena, Rufus Wingtree, and Moran Ledbetter.
Although this is a sequel, the story can, I think, stand on its own.
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- Part 2 of Mind Series
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- 88,214
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- 17/17
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14 Aug 2020
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After a door mysteriously appears in the third-floor hallway of the Ministry of Magic, Unspeakables Hermione Granger and Severus Snape are begrudgingly paired together to solve the puzzle. In order to understand why it appeared, they soon find that they first have to solve a high-profile crime committed over two hundred years ago.
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- 10/10
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07 Aug 2020
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I squirmed, pinned between him and the counter. "It’s not – look, I don’t run to schedule, okay?" I said. "Don’t – I’m not easy."
"You don’t say." Okay, that much sarcasm was uncalled for.
"I mean it," I said doggedly. "I’m not one of those ‘insert coin, pull lever’ girls."
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11 Nov 2019
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Two years after moving to Pelican Town, William Bauer has established his farm and put JojaMart out of business. Adrift in a sea of grey, he is a ticking bomb waiting to self-destruct.
Recently unemployed, Shane Daniels is a wreck and drowning his life in a bottle. When William invades his personal space in the saloon, spoiling for a fight, fuck-ups collide—and two broken souls discover their pieces match.
Sometimes the only way out of hell is together.
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- 24/24
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04 Nov 2019
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Shane has very real problems. Sophia has an unhealthy desire to save people. The two former city dwellers wind up in the same small town, one by choice and the other by necessity. Both introverts, both outsiders, they’re swept into one another’s orbit until they can’t even touch the ground – but falling in love can't fix everything.
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- 46/46
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04 Nov 2019
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The Wind that Cuts the Night by thespectaclesofthor
Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)
31 Jul 2017
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Alex liked that they were both, in a way, failures.
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- 9/9
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04 Nov 2019
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When Shane learns that the farmer plans on leaving the valley, he takes a sudden interest in her.
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- 28/28
- Comments:
- 305
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04 Nov 2019