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The Seraph program, created to defend humanity against great beasts intent on leveling the planet, has been in steady decline since the loss of it's premiere pilot team, Lilith and Lucifer Morningstar, seven years ago.
When Lucifer learns that his estranged daughter, Charlie, has decided to become a Ranger, he is forced to confront the years he has spent avoiding his past. When a renewed threat demands more soldiers, he is pulled out of his faux-retirement to once again battle the same demons that sent him there. It doesn't help that his new co-pilot is an absolute prick.
Alastor, blackballed from the Seraph Pilot program years ago, sees an opportunity to finally get his revenge and perhaps even seize the future of the program by volunteering. It has absolutely nothing to do with his former student, Charlotte Morningstar's foolish belief that the Seraphs can do anything besides briefly delay humanity's downfall. Nothing at all. Finding out that he's drift-compatible with her father, the elusive Lucifer Morningstar, is an..unforeseen development, but not one that he can't twist to his advantage.
NOW with beautiful art by the incredible Shannoniganz and Mel <3
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- Part 1 of Hand Grenade Heart (Pacific Rim AU)
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Bookmarked by twilightmenace49
25 Feb 2026
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“Why him?”
Lucifer closes his eyes with another sigh. He crosses his arms over his stomach, simulating the hug he so desperately needs.
There’s a lot he can say here.
Like how Alastor makes his hopeless heart flutter with the belief that maybe dreams are still possible; that Alastor makes him feel something, anything, everything all at once, and it is as heavenly as it is torturous.
But all he can manage, in a voice so small he can scarcely believe it’s his own, is, “He makes me laugh.”
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Bookmarked by twilightmenace49
19 Feb 2026
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Perhaps, just a bit, he’d like to kiss Alastor too. Call it curiosity, or insanity. A death wish. Another tempting apple, this one between his teeth. And if giving humans free will had gotten him sentenced to an eternity in Hell he could only imagine the punishment Alastor would unleash upon him for a stolen kiss.
Alastor was not nearly so benevolent as angels. Not that that had ever stopped Lucifer before. The thread holding him back was fraying.
Who said friends couldn’t kiss? If friends could fuck they could kiss.
And they were friends. Right?
Lucifer should really ask him about that.
It’s Halloween at the Hazbin Hotel, and a series of late-night radio broadcasts leave Lucifer desperate and Alastor spiraling.
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- Part 7 of Drink Menu
Bookmarked by twilightmenace49
17 Feb 2026
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“You want me to touch you?” Alastor asked.
“I’d like to try.”
It was the most agreeable he’d been all night. The furthest they’d gotten from that spiritless ragdoll-Devil he’d been greeted with the moment he stepped on this roof. A little fanning of the flames between them on Alastor’s part would make things right as rain; Lucifer wasn’t a wet blanket, he was an accelerant. If Alastor wanted to hook them back into their normal routine this was the way forward.
Alastor and Lucifer have a long-overdue conversation about the pleasurable benefits of compromise.
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- Part 4 of Drink Menu
Bookmarked by twilightmenace49
16 Feb 2026
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Perhaps the King didn’t care for champagne, or thought that drinking should only be done far away from his daughter if it had even the slightest chance of leading to sexual favors from her facility manager.
Then again, Lucifer’s disinterest in his champagne might have had something to do with the distraction under the table, courtesy of Alastor.
As it turned out, giving one’s shadow free rein to misbehave as it pleased was an excellent way to pass the time. Shadows had a knack for hiding in plain sight, and Alastor’s shadow in particular came up with such clever ideas in the dimmest corners of the hotel.
Like the space between Lucifer’s legs, right where the lip of the conference table cast oh-so-convenient shadows.
Alastor finds a way to keep staff meetings entertaining.
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- Part 2 of Drink Menu
Bookmarked by twilightmenace49
16 Feb 2026
