5 Works by tooturtlytofunction
Listing Works
-
Mech I'd Like to 'Face (MILF) by tooturtlytofunction for QuestionableEnglishPaper
Fandoms: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One)
31 Jul 2025
Tags
Summary
Swerve decides to put up a poll on “mech on the ship i’d most like to ‘face”, shenanigans ensue when the results are unexpected. Rodimus is not happy about it, and Drift has to comfort a grumpy medic, and then Magnus finds out. Set early during MTMTE, with the last chapter happening waaay later.
-
From Rebel to Empress by tooturtlytofunction
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Sep 2022
Tags
Summary
Well, here it is, your life is officially fucked. You joined the rebellion, ending up on a stinky ass planet, and now your friend is dead, and you're a prisoner tied up to a chair. However, the the guy trying to interrogate you is really hot. You never imagined he'd want to fuck you back. But hey, dreams really do come true, and kinks get you farther than you think.
-
Tags
Summary
After being unable to figure out who killed Abigail, Will moves in with his therapist/boyfriend for recovery. Hannibal has to leave for a case in the middle of the night, leaving Will his keys, a promise, and an egg. Will is not doing well mentally. Based on different versions of Bluebeard fairytales. (Short chapters)
-
Lighthouse in a Grimy City by tooturtlytofunction
Fandoms: S&D Tier - Lighthouse Raiders (Web Series)
14 Apr 2022
Tags
Summary
Morgan didn't realize how much his life would change when he snapped the S Tier villain out of a dimensional void. Now he has a roommate who might be something more, his houseplants are healthy, and he's laughing more. But really, what are surprise roommates without a little romantic tension?
-
Tags
Summary
Masked assassin and bodyguard Avina, known as the Iron Rose, oversees the complex web of espionage within the palace walls, as well as supporting the Princess she serves. But her carefully crafted life threatens to unravel when she becomes distracted by a princes on a diplomatic mission to the palace. Feelings are hard, and feelings are harder when you have to fight for your life. Can she really have it all? Or is her life doomed to be written in blood?