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no, there is no other one; i can't have any other one by EPICGUYSOCOOL5, toastyarchaicbread
Fandoms: South Park
10 Sep 2025
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Kyle is a normal high schooler. Except that he still plays superheroes with his friends. At least he's helping people, right? But when more and more chaos begins to occur, the Human Kite has to work together with The Raccoon to help the people of South Park.
And in school, somehow Kyle gets partnered with Cartman for a project, which is like the worst thing to happen to Kyle. But… maybe it won't be so bad?
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House notices something off with Wilson and realizes.... something of his doing his growing in Wilson.
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Rouge finally get her hands on a bracelet Hank McCoy has been making to dampen her powers. With this new found touch her silver-tonged Cajun is who gets the pleasure.
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23 Feb 2026
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"Tell me to stop and I will." His voice curls into her ear, his breath dances across her cheek. He's giving her an out, putting her in control of what happens next. She should take it, pretend that this never happened the same way she pretends the night before graduation never did, and go back home to her loving fiancé.
She pulls him closer instead.
or: if remy is the flame, anna marie is the moth.
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22 Feb 2026
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Caitlyn Kiramman is the heir to one of the largest cattle operations in the country, but she has not stepped foot on her family's ranch in nearly two decades. She helps run the company from afar, and is deeply unpopular with the staff due to her controversial ideas that disrupt the status quo. Violet Mason is the head ranch hand at Rocking Bar Ranch, where she has spent years breaking horses, working cattle, and bending to the Kiramman's every decision - no matter how stupid she thinks they are. After a disastrous stakeholder meeting, Caitlyn is effectively fired from her position and her mother assigns her to work on the farm to maintain the company's image. Vi is charged with overseeing Caitlyn, and tasked with turning her into a regular cowpoke. Unfortunately, tension builds as the pair's disdain for one another becomes more apparent.
Something besides their animosity is brewing on the ranch, though. And if they aren't able to put aside their differences to work together and figure out what it is, Rocking Bar Ranch could cease to exist as they know it.
Or, Vi is a cowboy and Caitlyn is a clueless city slicker.
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19 Feb 2026
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“Remy LeBeau…” she mused quietly. “The horse whisperer.”
Her lips were tugged into a smile. Gorgeous. Contagious. All the girls back at the ranch were pretty, but there was something about this Rogue femme. He could feel it, deep in his bones. Tantalizing curves and sun-kissed skin had his mind spinning with forbidden thoughts; there was nothing he wouldn’t do to feel her warmth under his thieving hands.
The woman was simply stunning.
And she was making fun of him.
Again.
“Jus’ doing my job, chére.” He shook his head, pulling the reins to steer the horse from leaving the trail. “S’ body language. Dat’s all.”
Tightening the reins, Rogue took the lead. The ground was rocky, but her stride was steady and confident.
“Ah don’t know, Rems” she said, throwing him a look. “All Ah hear is… Horse whisperer.”
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Rogue is engaged to a man twenty-two years her senior. To her friends’ despair, she doesn’t seem to have a problem with that. That is, until she meets a certain cajun at her riding lessons. What's that swamp rat doing so far up north? What’s with the sunglasses? And, more importantly, what's his deal against personal space?
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17 Feb 2026
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WIth how closely the Xavier Institute is being watched, the X-Men need to come up with a way to keep students out of government view, and under their care. Charles decides the best course of action is a summer camp. Complete with knee socks, canoes, ziplines, all of the classics. With the added factor of all of the campers and counselors being mutants of course.
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17 Feb 2026