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This is almost too easy.
Despite being able to feel every tiny shift when you walk and occasionally worrying the damn thing is going to slip right out if you stand for too long, you’re not feeling particularly bothered. Granted, the vibrator inside you has yet to be turned on, but you were a little concerned that just knowing it was there would be enough to work you up.
Actually, this whole setup is so cliché it makes you wonder if you should be reconsidering your life choices.
(Or, Dirk Strider thinks he's hot shit and gets his ass fucking handed to him.)
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At first glance, you don’t think anyone would say John looks otherworldly or all that powerful (okay, ignoring his hammer-toned arms and jackpot genes that take your breath away). You know better; you’ve seen the elements do this kid’s bidding. It’s still a little weird that you have nearly infinite superpower energy game bullshit nicely contained within a totally smokin’ babe sitting on your lap.
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You tried to tell him a million times, but you could never get the words out of your throat.
Regret, regret, regret.
You have to go back, fix things. You can't live with this.
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He’s fuckin’ Adonis.
You want his mouth at your throat, strong arms on either side of you. You want to tangle your limbs together until you can’t tell where he ends and you begin. You want to feel his pulse erratic and make him squirm, you want him to steal the rest of your breath away.
You wanna fuck him so badly.
aka dirk is rly gay and wants that Sweet D
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He’s insufferably aloof, acting like you don’t exist even when you’re forced to give up half your room for him. What is he, your billionth (fifth) cousin?
This can't possibly go /that/ badly, although falling for your pseudo-twin was probably a bad idea.
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Jake is an adventurous man, and he loves it very much when his boyfriend Dirk is willing to try new things.
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01 Feb 2017
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Dirk Strider is the bitter, reluctant, primary adviser to the dastardly Lord English.
Meanwhile, he takes up a physical relationship with the isolated English heir and isn't quite sure what to do about it.
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01 Feb 2017
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The paladins introduce Allura to the age-old Earthling game of truth or dare. Keith shares unwelcome knowledge about his sex habits. Hunk may or may not eat a sock. Somehow, sexual tension and relief ensues. Also, there are jokes.
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09 Jul 2016
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It's about time the Prince of Prospit woke up, don't you think?
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19 Feb 2016
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Possibly the worst thing about Jake English is his complete lack of subtlety.
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13 Jan 2016