thornpunk
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three of a kind by thornpunk
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
23 Jan 2026
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Nakayama Festa would like nothing more than to tell Sirius Symboli how she feels about her, how much she loves her. To hold her hand, not simply be her partner late into the night.
But as far as she can tell, Sirius loves another girl. Nakayama can’t possibly get in the way of that. Especially when Sirius clearly suffers about it.
So when Symboli Rudolf, Sirius’s ex, personally offers to help train a delinquent Nakayama and bring her dreams to fruition, she hatches a plan to help the one she loves most: get Sirius and Rudolf back together by befriending Rudolf.
If only it were that simple.
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- Part 2 of UmaShips
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the mortifying ordeal of being loved by thornpunk
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
25 Dec 2025
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Dantsu Flame never expects much for Valentines. Who would truly give someone as forgettable as her anything meaningful?
Agnes Tachyon has other plans, and Dantsu's going to reward her for her thoughtfulness.
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- Part 1 of UmaShips
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love in all the wrong places by thornpunk
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
19 Feb 2025
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Geeta struggles with feelings of unfulfillment, so Rika convinces her to go drinking with her. They end up sharing a hotel for the night. Things escalate.
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- Part 3 of PokeShips
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you'd have to stop the world just to stop the feeling by thornpunk
Fandoms: Heathers: The Musical - Murphy & O'Keefe, Heathers (1988)
18 Nov 2024
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Heather Chandler has always loved the way Veronica Sawyer walks, talks, thinks, breathes, and she's not supposed to do anything about it. After all, she's the demon queen of high school, expected to date a football player in high school and then get married to a businessman and clean house with three kids crying at her feet.
She's already learned to repress it, but when a new daring bad boy comes to school and starts to win Veronica's heart, what Heather doesn't feel is just jealousy for this idiot boy's shenanigans with the girl she loves.
She feels contempt in more ways than one, worse than she has ever felt before. Duke and McNamara decide to hatch a plan to help her out before she goes on a rampage.
What could go wrong? Probably everything.
OR: Duke and McNamara start a book club with JD and Veronica. Things don't go as planned.
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Professor Guzma by thornpunk
Fandoms: Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
11 Nov 2024
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After seeing a supposedly-divine sign in his burnt toast, Guzma decides to become a Pokemon Professor to show it to his eternal one-sided rival, Professor Kukui. Specializing in Legendary Pokemon, an encounter with Tapu Koko gone wrong leads to a chance encounter that causes him to team up with the more-knowledgable Acerola and shoot to become a famous researcher.
Hijinx ensue.
Recent series
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UmaShips by thornpunk
Fandom ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
23 Jan 2026
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PokeShips by thornpunk
Fandom Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, Pocket Monsters: Scarlet & Violet | Pokemon Scarlet & Violet Versions
19 Feb 2025
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- 6,912
- Works:
- 3
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Also-Ran by TickezooEnjoyer69
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
11 Jan 2026
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"Three years of work, of rivalry, of companionship, all undone in a single race.
...Shit—no, no, no, she cannot cry over fucking Daiwa Scarlet on live television! That would be uncool to the max!"
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Or, Vodka wins the Autumn Tenno Sho. It's not what she wanted.
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Winning Ticket and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Week at Summer Camp by TickezooEnjoyer69
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
01 Jan 2026
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“She kind of wants to cry, maybe. And that is so weird, saying maybe—not knowing for sure what she’s feeling, not being able to wrap her head around it.
She’s never felt this weird and squishy and bad about anything before—she thinks, at least. Maybe she has in the past, and she just forgot? She forgets a lot of stuff.”
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Or, Winning Ticket pairs up with Gold Ship for morning warmups, and everything goes wrong from there.
Bookmarked by thornpunk
02 Jan 2026
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If this fic has a million fans, then I am one of them. If this fic has ten fans, then I am one of them. If this fic has only one fan then that is me. If this fic has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against this fic, then I am against the world.
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For All My Loneliness by TickezooEnjoyer69
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game)
29 Jan 2026
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“...Sure,” Gold Ship concludes eventually. “Why the hell not? I’m already here, and it’s not like I’m gonna go off an’ train today anyway.” Slowly, she settles back onto one of her forearms, stretching out the other in a gesture of invitation. “So yeah, do your worst, doc."
“Hah!” Tachyon bellows, an unexpected peal of laughter bubbling up in her throat. “Consider yourself lucky, Ship! You couldn’t even handle my worst!”
Oh, this is going to be the one, she’s sure of it. She’ll pull off the experiment, and then she’ll cure herself and destroy every single race straight through to the Arima Kinen, and then she’ll jet off to Stockholm to become the first professional racer to also receive the Nobel Prize in Medicine.
And she’ll be happy.
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Or, Agnes Tachyon requests Gold Ship’s participation in her latest and most promising experiment. Unfortunately, things quickly get out of hand.
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We Look So Good (it's so unfair) by AiMaiKurai
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
04 Feb 2026
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The year that Verxina finally beat Gentildonna in the Triple Tiara turned out to be the year the monstrous mare almost ruined her life.
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In-Between by a_jcour
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime)
26 Jan 2026
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Jungle Pocket has a few realizations while on a date to see a new art installation with Tachyon.