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  1. Rec 26

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    "Three years of work, of rivalry, of companionship, all undone in a single race.

    ...Shit—no, no, no, she cannot cry over fucking Daiwa Scarlet on live television! That would be uncool to the max!"

    Or, Vodka wins the Autumn Tenno Sho. It's not what she wanted.

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  2. Rec 15

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    “She kind of wants to cry, maybe. And that is so weird, saying maybe—not knowing for sure what she’s feeling, not being able to wrap her head around it.

    She’s never felt this weird and squishy and bad about anything before—she thinks, at least. Maybe she has in the past, and she just forgot? She forgets a lot of stuff.”

    Or, Winning Ticket pairs up with Gold Ship for morning warmups, and everything goes wrong from there.

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    02 Jan 2026

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    If this fic has a million fans, then I am one of them. If this fic has ten fans, then I am one of them. If this fic has only one fan then that is me. If this fic has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against this fic, then I am against the world.

  3. Rec 8

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    “...Sure,” Gold Ship concludes eventually. “Why the hell not? I’m already here, and it’s not like I’m gonna go off an’ train today anyway.” Slowly, she settles back onto one of her forearms, stretching out the other in a gesture of invitation. “So yeah, do your worst, doc."

    Hah!” Tachyon bellows, an unexpected peal of laughter bubbling up in her throat. “Consider yourself lucky, Ship! You couldn’t even handle my worst!”

    Oh, this is going to be the one, she’s sure of it. She’ll pull off the experiment, and then she’ll cure herself and destroy every single race straight through to the Arima Kinen, and then she’ll jet off to Stockholm to become the first professional racer to also receive the Nobel Prize in Medicine.

    And she’ll be happy.

    Or, Agnes Tachyon requests Gold Ship’s participation in her latest and most promising experiment. Unfortunately, things quickly get out of hand.

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  4. Rec 24

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    The year that Verxina finally beat Gentildonna in the Triple Tiara turned out to be the year the monstrous mare almost ruined her life.

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    30 Jan 2026

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    great fic, really cute

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Jungle Pocket has a few realizations while on a date to see a new art installation with Tachyon.

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