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“Can’t you tell me what you want?” Perhaps it came out a little tired, a little annoyed, a little gruff, but it was just Stiles’ salary that would go to shit if the guy hung up.
“I don’t know.”
Oh. Okay. “You don’t know what you want, sir?” Stiles asked. This time, he made sure to make his voice light and sweet. “That’s okay. We can figure it out together.”Or the one where Stiles is a phone sex operator and his first repeat client is the silent, broody type.
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14 Feb 2026
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“We could do Despacito.”
Derek makes a face, and Stiles silently crosses the song off the list.
“Hit Me Baby One More Time?”
Derek rolls his eyes. “I swear to god, Stiles…”
Stiles crosses it off as well, then perks up. “Ooh! I know! What about that one song from Tangled, where they’re sitting in the boat in the lake, and all those lanterns are floating around them?”
“I’m not figure skating to Disney in the Olympics, Stiles.”
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12 Feb 2026
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For All I've Done (And All We Never Were) by brainless_scarecrow
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
14 Jun 2025
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“You knew I was in love with you,” Stiles snapped, all business.
Derek’s entire body tensed. For a second, he looked ahead, eyes wide, and then he lowered his gaze to the floor again, contrite.
“You knew. You’ve known for…” Stiles’s throat constricted, cutting him off. “You knew. And you left anyway.”
“Do you…” Derek hesitated, licking his lips. “Do you still-?”
“Fuck you.”
Derek nodded, as if this was fair.Months after the incident with the Nogitsune, a slew of attacks begins anew in Beacon Hills. As Stiles and the pack scramble to find the killer, Derek Hale returns to town.
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08 Feb 2026
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The two hour drive that should have brought him to Ashburn was interrupted by a squeal from under the hood. The lights on the dash flashed before a warning code blinked on. “Oh, you’ve gotta be,” Stiles pulled over just as soft gray smoke started to billow from under the hood, “fucking with me.”
Just as he pressed his foot to the brake, a grinding shook the jeep’s body. Stiles groaned, letting his head fall back against his seat. He pushed the parking brake and shoved himself out of the car, “Some type of fucking car. How far away are we, Roscoe? Like ten minutes? Couldn’t just make it to Scott’s place, you just had to break down in the middle of nowhere. God-fucking-damnit.”Life seems to be having fun fucking with Stiles, stranding him in the middle of Nowheresville, Tennessee after a Hellish six months at the office, but Scott is here. And there's a guy willing to help him fix his car. So it can't be all bad. He hopes.
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02 Feb 2026
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"No," he repeated impatiently. "I'm not a cop. I'm someone who wants to exchange my money for your sexual services. I was told you were in that line of work."
"I, uh, yeah, sorry," Stiles said. He glanced around again and then up--the full moon was almost directly overhead. Just one of those nights, maybe. "Yeah, I am. I do that."
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24 Jan 2026