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Fifteen-year-old Voldemort looked entirely innocent: scrawny, pale, dressed in tattered gray orphanage rags - he looked utterly sickly and emaciated... just like a child. Yet, this frail facade concealed a true Satan, merciless and insane. Within a year, he will kill Moaning Myrtle, and then his father, grandfather, and grandmother. He was already poisoned. "Come on, come on! Do it!" Potter was attempting to convince himself. Time passed, and he still stared, unable to utter the two necessary words.
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Puzzle (All Our Broken Pieces) by aldebaran26, njw
Fandoms: DCU, Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
30 Apr 2021
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Tiny Tim, wandering Gotham: *Spots the Riddler enacting evil plan and fighting Batman*
Everyone else: *Runs away screaming*
Tiny Tim: *Whips out notebook* “Hmm good start, but—” *Lays out detailed critique of Riddler’s plan, style, and personal grooming* “Here’s how you can improve!”
The Riddler: “Huh?”
Tiny Tim, ignoring him: “You know what, I’m just gonna do it myself” *Becomes supervillain, steeples fingers beneath chin* “Yes, excellent”
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For the tumblr Jaytim Week 2021 day five Lazarus Pit | Myths and Legends prompt.Series
- Part 20 of Jaytim Week Prompt Oneshots and Stories
- Part 5 of Through a Dark Prism and Into the Light
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Beasts and Ancients Stuck in a GC [DISCONTINUED] by OsmanthusOtters
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game), Aespa (Band)
01 Oct 2025
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They’re now in a GC together >:) Beasts and Ancients doing chaotic things!
White Lily lovers DO NOT READ!!
Fic is permanently discontinued, yes, i said i would continue it, but i decided to rewrite it, the rewritten version (chapter 1) should come out by next week. Possibly the rewritten one should have more chapters, 100% chatfic and less cringe? And it will be under a different title
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The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by QuinnAnderson for kali_asleep
Fandoms: Original Work
05 Sep 2013
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A comprehensive guide to writing both queer and het erotic fiction, written by published novelist Quinn Anderson. Includes lists of sexy words, references, and some general writing tips. Please feel free to use without credit.
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Things have changed since fourth grade. The guys don't hang out with him as much anymore, and Eric is tired of chasing after them. There's just a few months before middle school starts and he can't wait for a new start.
However, his calm and more or less predictable routine is disturbed when he finds Mr. Kitty murdered inside his own house.
Eric plans on finding and confronting the cruel perpetrator but he has not accounted for his most despicable opponent showing up after nearly two years of complete absence. Nor has he accounted for getting kidnapped.