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  1. Public Bookmark 23

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    “Hello everyone.” Crimson Rain waves lazily at the camera, silver rings glittering. “We’re doing something a little different today.”

    The chat fills faster than Xie Lian is able to read it. Crimson Rain does not face the same problem.

    “No, I’m not taking off my pants.” He pauses and laughs. “Yet, I mean. Don’t get disappointed, I know what you're here for.”

    Take off his pants? Why would he have to do that to cook?

    Xie Lian, an adult man still suffering from the effects of his parents' puritan propaganda, accidentally comes across a pornstar in his search for a cooking tutorial. Everything falls apart after that, especially when the Crimson Rain Sought Flower takes notice of him.

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    20 Feb 2026

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    When Xie Lian gets out of the coffin, he has a dream. He dreams of a boy, strangely familiar and lovely, and just for a moment, he's happy. But dreams don't last, and when he wakes up and realises that he is alone, Xie Lian breaks just a little bit. Unable to face reality on his own, he imagines San Lang beside him, accompanying him on his travels. Gradually, he forgets that San Lang isn't real.

    Then, Xie Lian ascends for the third time, and San Lang starts acting a little strange.

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    19 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 97

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    Choking to death and being reborn as a Heavenly Demon in the trashiest novel of the century had not been on Shen Yuan’s bingo card, but it’s amazing what a man could get used to after a few centuries.

    Returning from an unplanned and completely unwelcome descent into the Endless Abyss, he has barely enough time to gather his bearings before he is attacked by the grumpiest and most gorgeous cultivator he had ever seen. Unfortunately for Shen Yuan, they start off on the wrong foot.

    Fortunately for Shen Yuan, fate keeps bringing them together.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    “Shh, Shizun, it’s alright,” Luo Bingge says, voice lilting in a singsong manner. Shen Qingqiu can’t look away from his red, red eyes. He blinks, and they aren’t eyes at all, but feathers, perched on a mound of coiled, shifting vines that are dotted with white thorns dyed their own bright red from Shen Qingqiu’s blood.

    “Go to sleep, Shizun,” the black-and-red bird sings, coaxing.

    “Go to sleep,” Luo Bingge repeats, as he flickers back into being.

    or: Shen Qingqiu is attacked by a monster that drops him into a dream of a perfect world--with Luo Binghe featuring front and center.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    A wildly premature wife plot strikes Shen Qingqiu out of nowhere, incidentally granting him the opportunity to change the upcoming plot at the relatively low cost of his cherry. He has the wrong crisis about it.

    In the aftermath, the Peak Lords of Cang Qiong Mountain Sect take the evidence they've been granted, reach perfectly plausible conclusions, and somehow manage to run with them in the best possible direction.

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    12 Feb 2026