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This...
This had happened before.
This was… a literal new lease on life.
Karl sat down and he thought. He thought for a while. In his… previous life, he'd woken up on his desk about 3 days before Ethan got to the village. So, he thought even more. He thought about his previous choices, his words, his fate.
The universe had, for some godforsaken reason, decided to give Heisenberg a second chance.
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batjokes meet-cute at an MCR concert and they're really really silly.
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at the foot of a palindrome by labeledbones
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
09 Feb 2026
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He goes to the fridge to look for the bell peppers, and while he’s in there, he says, “It was a good first kiss. As far as I could tell. I hadn’t really kissed anyone before.” He takes an orange bell pepper from the bag his mom brought over and brings it over to the counter. “Not anyone I really wanted to kiss anyway.” He cuts the top and bottom off the pepper and then works on cutting out the seeds. “Ilya’s a good kisser,” he adds. And he can’t believe he’s just said that out loud to his mom.
Shane and Ilya's dinner with Shane's parents at his house following the end of episode six.
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24 Feb 2026
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“She didn’t tell me she was sending the hot nurse.” His voice is low, raspy in a way Robert is sure is supposed to be seductive but sounds a little more like he swallowed sandpaper. He grins up crookedly, eyes shamelessly dragging over the column of Robert’s throat. “Not that I’m complaining.”
Robert blinks. Once. Twice.
He… he wasn’t expecting that.
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Flambae is concussed and thinks Robert’s his boyfriend. Shenanigans ensue.
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22 Feb 2026
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My hands are not clean (they can still carry you home) by Arcturus_Ish
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
30 Nov 2025
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The thing about plastic chairs is that they weren't a great substitute for an actual bed; the other thing is, Robert can't exactly afford to be picky and even if he 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 the internal debate is still ongoing as to whether or not he deserves a mattress at this current point in his life.
So, the plastic chair stays and is staying for the foreseeable future. Besides, it's charming - in a depressing, minimalism-that-is-totally-not-a-reflection-of-his-inner-sense-of-worth way.
Or:The fic where Robert has chronic pain and Flambae has warm hands. The two of them will figure out what to do about that eventually, right?
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07 Feb 2026
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"Where are we, Kremy?" Gideon asked, voice low as Kremy slid into the seat across from him.
“Relax Gid, no one’s gonna bite unless you ask nicely.”
“Why’s it smell like Pennsylvania in here? Why’re all the statues dicks?"
Kremy smiled at that. “Don’t worry about it. All you need to know is one thing. I’m gettin’ that damn bottle.”
OR Kremy kills a man and Gideon has a sexual awakening about it.
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30 Sep 2025
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It starts with whiskey. High-proof, clean-burning, magically fortified whiskey that does something to Gideon’s blood, awakening his fiery ancestors' heat. Kremy’s ready for intensity. He’s not ready for what happens when Gideon's flames turn his favorite color. Neither is Gideon.
Gideon goes into heat and can't stop until he's satisfied.
Written to fulfill a kink meme
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18 Oct 2025