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Don't touch the glass. You'll leave fingerprints, Simon.
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18 Feb 2026
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In which Cyanide struggles with how handsome Womble is.
His voice is really nice too, Cyanide thinks with a depth of despair he wasn’t previously aware he could reach. This would have been fine if the developers of The Forest (2014) had thought up a better storyline. “Just thinking about my own chances dwindling if you can’t find someone,” he mutters.
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- Part 9 of assorted rpf oneshots by V5
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19 May 2025
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peak peak peak my phone is actually on its last fucking legs and i dont want to have to search for this again
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20 Jan 2026
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“We could,” Gerard begins, then frowns, looking slightly embarrassed. “Look, I just think – alright, I just got paid. We could use it to buy a house for cheap, flip it, and sell it. Or, like, I mean, I know you’re not gonna want – I just mean, we could find a deal and split it, but since I just got paid, it’s a good time. If it’s a good time for you. I think it is, though, I mean, you talk shit about your job all the time. Not the point, though, just – do you want to try?”
Frank doesn’t know how to respond for a moment. The surprise of Gerard delivering an at least halfway formed plan in the same conversation as it’s introduced is enough that it renders him nearly speechless, and he says, “Wait – fucking. What?”
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house flipping au. they have a deadline of six months, a long-established friendship, and a whole lot of emotions about it. what could happen?
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24 Sep 2025
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Religion! Horror! Exorcisms! Piercings! And Gerard is a priest.
Disclaimer: I stole frequently and unrepentantly from Joss Whedon and the makers of various horror movies throughout this whole series. Also I am not an expert on the Vatican or medical-type things, so please accept my apologies in advance for all the wild inaccuracies I am sure you are about to encounter. If everyone could just assume this is the Magical Made-Up Vatican, you know, like the religious institution version of those tour buses that drive themselves and don't carry anyone but the band, that would be awesome.
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