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  1. Public Bookmark 14

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    After the events at the church, Kris's compulsions are worse than ever. They can't seem to get the timing right, the motions right... anything right, really. Every thought about Susie refuses to fit in the neat categories they made for themself. If they can't keep even their own thoughts balanced, how are they supposed to handle all their allegiences when it truly matters?

    Frustrated and delirious with exhaustion, Kris isn't too surprised when they start to imagine the soul talking to them.

    They weren't expecting their own pretend mentor figure to sound like a janitor, though.

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    10 Feb 2026

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    relating to this one a little too much 👍

  2. Rec 34

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    It's been a year since Jax and the others have left the digital circus and gotten back to their real lives and Jax is... not coping as well as they could be

    or: after so long acting as a cartoon, when do you start to feel real?

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    18 Jan 2026

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    ohhh my god oh my god this is like. I’m ill about this this is probably one of my favorite fics. I really. I can’t even verbalize

  3. Public Bookmark 97

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    A distinct pop rings behind him. “What’s taking you so— oh my! What happened to the lights? I know I put some in here!”

    Kinger turns just in time to see Caine’s eyes frantically searching to confirm his own competence, that he really didn’t just forget something so important as being able to see in the tent. A diligent AI, as always. Not perfect, but god knows Kinger isn’t either, so why would he expect that from his creation?

    Well, not just his— they had a whole team, after all, and Queenie would not take kindly to not getting credit for her wonderful additions.

    Their creation. All of their life’s work.

    Kinger’s eyes crinkle fondly, no mouth to betray how he is smiling on the inside. “Hello, Caine.” He says. “I think this is some of your best work yet.”

    (Or as the rest of the gang engages in a fast food masquerade, Kinger finds just enough sanity to talk to Caine properly. If only everything he said didn’t terrify Caine, or this might’ve all gone differently.)

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    17 Dec 2025

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    changed my brain chemistry ngl

  4. Public Bookmark 99

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    A Transfem Jax AU—because joy should remain at the centre of who we allow ourselves to be, and it's never too late—even in a digital purgatory.

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    10 Jan 2026

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    i eat this like soup. 🍜

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    Bill jailbreaks the afterlife via reincarnation. With half his powers missing. And is immediately captured.

    But neither side knows whether killing his new body will unleash a feeble human ghost or a powerful energy being and no one's risking it. No prob! Bill's sure he can befriend or escape his captors before they find a god-killing weapon; but THEY'LL never befriend HIM—

    —enter Mabel Pines.

    Listen, y'all know what to expect from a human Bill redemption fic. But this is the only one that's about: the dysphoria of being a triangle in an alien body; gifted kid burnout; befriending the ENTIRE town (we're talking Robbie, Mrs. Gleeful, Tyler, EVERYONE); and... Bill getting cursed to forget how doorknobs work. (Plus illustrations!!)

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    12 Aug 2024

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    good soup
    not fully published on ao3 (yet)
    27/?