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... And Nobody Disrespects His Queen (Un-orphaned) by thats_preposterous
Fandoms: Super Mario & Related Fandoms, Super Mario Bros. (Video Games)
30 Dec 2024
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Bowser wasn't paying much attention to the "less important Mario brother" before, because he simply didn't have a reason to. He was green, he was his arch-nemesis' twin and he happened to assist with kicking Bowser's ass from time to time, big deal. The King would much rather pay attention to the beautiful Princess Peach, who annihilated the competition during every sporting competition, while wearing a cute outfit to boot.
Well, all that was going to change on a beautiful scorching day in the Darklands. Mario's impending win during a golf tournament almost cost Bowser his good name. Almost, because Luigi jokingly promised to avenge his defeat. And not only did he deliver - he delivered in style, so much so that Bowser was left speechless and... Smitten?
What Luigi didn't know was that the promise was no joke to Bowser, who decided he'd found his new Queen. And NOBODY disrespects his Queen.
Or: Bowser decided Luigi needs to be wived, without bothering to even inform the man. Will Luigi notice that Bowser's continuous expressions of affection are not simply a matter of gratitude, but... something more? ;)
Was this inspired by the "She was his queen" Joker meme? Yes. Yes it was.
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Bookmarked by thats_preposterous
01 Jan 2026
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Just incredible absolute fav 10/10 required reading for any spamtenna enjoyer
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Though perhaps, Spamton thought, they should be more careful to make sure it doesn't feel too uncanny behind the scenes. Perhaps they should hang a painting on the back of one of those big wooden set pieces. Perhaps they should dot colorful tissue boxes and plastic succulents on whatever surfaces of the studio were stationary.
After all, spaces that did not feel sufficiently human invited things that weren't.
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Human bigshot era Spamtenna in a gothic horror-esque supernatural fantasy AU. Part of a larger series.
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- Part 1 of Deltanormal (Tenna WereTV AU)
Bookmarked by thats_preposterous
22 Nov 2025
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After a successful round of lectures, Mr. Ent Tenna is eager to get home to his beloved rarity back at the lab. But his absence and preparation left poor Sneo heavily eggbound. Can the bug scientist find a way to help his specimen in time before it’s too late for the big bug?
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- Part 1 of The Sneobug Saga
Bookmarked by thats_preposterous
11 Nov 2025
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07 Nov 2025
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Spamton scooped up the power cable, puffing out a breath and rolling his shoulders as he eyed the outlet on the wall. The moment of truth. In one swift motion, he knelt and pushed the plug into the outlet, turning and feeling along the casing beneath the screen for the power button. A springy click… and then his ears filled with the familiar high-pitched electric whine of a working CRT.
Oh, yeah. That’s the ticket.
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A dead man walking, Spamton brings home an old TV and turns his world on its head.
Bookmarked by thats_preposterous
28 Oct 2025