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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    Each chapter equates to an episode.

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    18 Feb 2026

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    "I'll give you $500 if you let me kidnap you and use you as a hostage for… oh call it 25 minutes? Easy money, right, kid?"

    "I'm not a kid," Peter replies, immediately. Without thinking. Typical Peter Parker.

    Luckily, Deadpool has bigger problems, on many levels, and doesn't notice that Peter's reaction to being propositioned for a temporary hostage situation is almost as odd as the proposition itself.

    "Okay, fine," says Deadpool, checking back through the emergency exit he just barged in from. "Let’s make it a thousand and I'll call you Daddy, how's that?"


    Deadpool pays Peter Parker to pretend to be his hostage, and then Peter sort of ends up sleeping with Spider-man’s best buddy Deadpool. Things only get more out of control from there. 

    A comics-verse fast burn conflagration of idiots to lovers and identity porn set just after Spider-man/Deadpool #50 and during the post-Hydra-Cap fallout.

    Note: this is comics canon so Wade and Peter are both in their late 30s.

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    18 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 54

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    The Avengers think they know what’s best for their Peter. They see a hero with a bright future and a mercenary with a dark past, and they decide to 'fix' the problem. They try warnings, bribes, and isolation- not realizing that Peter isn't a teenager anymore, and he isn't looking for a lecture.

    Four times the Avengers tried to save Peter from Wade Wilson, and the one time Peter showed them exactly why he didn't need saving

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    16 Feb 2026

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    It was then that Deadpools eyes widened in realization of what was happening.

    “Spidey… are you-”

    “Don’t say it,” Peter whimpered weakly. They both stilled when they heard one of the men trying to pry the lid off of the barrel they were in. They abandoned their barrel, dismissing it as being “jammed”.

    “You’re totally getting off on the vibrations aren’t you,” Wade then said once the men were far enough away.

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    When Peter and Wade are on a stealth mission to bust drug traffickers, they find themselves crammed in a barrel to avoid being caught. The only problem is that Wade's phone alarm is going off in his pocket and the vibrations are bringing Peter closer and closer to an orgasm he's desperately trying to stave off. You can only delay the inevitable for a certain amount of time.

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    28 Jan 2026

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    Spiderman wrings a promise from Deadpool: he won't go after Jameson of The Daily Bugle under any circumstances. Fine.

    He didn't say jack about the photographer, though.

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