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Donghyuck is an actor by trade. It's how he makes his money and how he makes Jaemin and Renjun their money and how he’s able to pay for his brother’s Arts degree and the reason why he can't go anywhere without either bodyguards or a disguise. Before all of this, he actually thought he was pretty good at it. Thought he’d mastered packing himself away, folding his arms and legs neatly into a box and slotting it in the space behind his sternum, to pretend to be someone else with different motivations and desires and ideas.
But then Mark appears and suddenly Donghyuck can’t find the box anymore, can’t slip his skin off and tuck himself out of sight before he gives himself away.
That doesn’t stop him from trying.
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Harry and Draco are co-Head Aurors.
They are also co-Head Pains in Each Others’ Asses. And not even in the fun way. (Yet.)
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luck and lies: a tale brought to you by the 2001 motion picture, spy kids by swaggletooth
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
14 Apr 2021
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Donghyuck made the mistake of bringing up that his favourite movie is Spy Kids, and now he’s crouched behind the kitchen island of a frat house kitchen with a ski mask (a beanie with eye holes cut into it) in his back pocket, on a reconnaissance mission to steal back Jaemin’s lucky pair of underwear.
It doesn’t exactly go to plan.
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na jaemin, tinder and mittens the cat: the three horsemen of fate by swaggletooth
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
18 Mar 2021
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He’s waiting for something big, some kind of break in the monotony of shitty pick-up lines and gross come-ons.
He wants butterflies. He wants a meet-cute. Some fate shit to make him feel special. Like the stars have aligned or something.
Instead, he’s got Tinder, and all the time-wasting unfortunateness that comes with that.
(If Donghyuck wants a meet-cute then Donghyuck gets a meet-cute.)
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two psych majors sitting in a tree, P-S-Y-C-H-O-A-N-A-L-Y-S-I-N-G by swaggletooth
Fandoms: NCT (Band)
24 Jan 2021
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“You’re a psychopath,” Donghyuck says, tone quiet but incredulous like he’s made a discovery of some kind.
“I tell you you’re pretty and you call me a psychopath,” Mark sucks his teeth, mouth settling into an exaggerated pout.
Donghyuck can't help the face he pulls.
“Degradation was on your list of kinks to try, wasn’t it?”
(Donghyuck thinks they're friends-with-benefits, but they end up just being friends-in-love.)
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He regards her with interest, cool as the ice in his G&T. “What do you want?”
On close inspection, he's a bit deadly. It's the combined power of self-regard, an open ear, and a cunningly tailored suit.
Hermione wants—
“An expiration date would be nice.” She suctions up the watery dregs and signals for more. “Let’s say I want . . . a year. Exactly one year of monogamy without the possibility of further commitment."
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On the Virtues of Inexhaustible Burning by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2022
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In which Draco Malfoy wrestles geology and Hermione receives several gifts.
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14 Feb 2026
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It takes Mark a while to realize that this is sort of a game for Jaehyun, that all of the things that make it fun for him are exactly what make it upsetting for Mark—not knowing when Jaehyun will text, if Jaehyun will look at him that day, if Jaehyun is really still just helping out his little brother’s friend or something else. It’s probably not something else.
Or, Mark’s been in love with Jaehyun for twenty years. He’s never known any better.
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06 Sep 2025
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The thing was—unfortunately, vaguely weird was sort of Renjun’s type.
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06 Sep 2025
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Renjun’s first thought while meeting little Park Jisung is that, well, he’s not that bad.
Which would be a weird conclusion to draw about a three-year-old, except the babysitting ad put out by his parents had been slightly…weird. (“Something’s off,” as Donghyuck had said.) (“Sus vibes”—that one was his boyfriend, Mark.)
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06 Sep 2025