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  1. Rec *

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    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

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    14 Feb 2026

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    tongues a-wagging
    Anonymous
    Summary:

    Barstool Sports Canada reports that Montreal Metros captain Shane Hollander has started learning Russian from new teammate and Russian rookie Sergei Dovonchezky.

    Ilya has some thoughts. None of them are particularly kind.

  2. Rec *

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    After Shane's accident on ice, Yuna sees Lily messaging him and decides to make a phone call.

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    13 Feb 2026

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    Shane's Lily
    midnighttypewriter
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    After Shane's accident on ice, Yuna sees Lily messaging him and decides to make a phone call.

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    Perfect, soft concussion-leads-to-discovery fic ft. Yuna & Ilya friendship!! POV Yuna with Excellent ilya characterization.

  3. Rec *

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    Ilya Rozanov, get loved.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    Duty of Care by boopboop

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    The one in which shane, david, yuna, and eventually sveta, marlow, and even sasha, all systematically and intentionally love and support ilya rozanov through the tribulations of existing with trauma and depression. So good. Will fuck you up bc it is very good at depicting depression and depressive states and their impact on the surrounding loved ones. Also, shane has a spreadsheet about ilya's mental health support. Also marlow and sveta are dating which is gold.

  4. Rec *

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    Ilya is sipping a cappuccino and watching Shane do very perverted yoga when he realizes that he doesn’t want to die.

    It’s a dumb series of thoughts. He sees Shane bend over, neatly folding himself into a hunchback as his hands flatten by his feet, and Ilya thinks, I bet he’s going to love it when we’re old and grey and he can outrace me with my stupid hip replacement. And then he realizes that not only does he anticipate being old and grey enough to need a hip replacement, but that he actually wants to get there.

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    Or: the existential crisis that happens when you’ve been depressed your whole life and then realize, suddenly, in your thirties, that you’re happy enough with your life that you no longer want to die.

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    08 Feb 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    bubblewrap me, baby
    Anonymous
    Summary:

    Ilya is sipping a cappuccino and watching Shane do very perverted yoga when he realizes that he doesn’t want to die.

    It’s a dumb series of thoughts. He sees Shane bend over, neatly folding himself into a hunchback as his hands flatten by his feet, and Ilya thinks, I bet he’s going to love it when we’re old and grey and he can outrace me with my stupid hip replacement. And then he realizes that not only does he anticipate being old and grey enough to need a hip replacement, but that he actually wants to get there.

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    Or: the existential crisis that happens when you’ve been depressed your whole life and then realize, suddenly, in your thirties, that you’re happy enough with your life that you no longer want to die.

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    Notes on the tags: in this fic, Ilya very openly discusses his past suicidal thoughts and feelings. However, they are all past thoughts: he is not actively suicidal or depressed.

  5. Public Bookmark *

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    There’s no humor in Shane’s voice. It’s cold, hard, determined. “When we meet them on the ice next season, I want to fucking destroy them.”

    After a moment, he feels Ilya nod thoughtfully behind him.

    “Is good plan. Let’s fucking destroy them.”

    The Montreal Voyageurs won't stop slinging mud at Shane in the press, so Shane and Ilya decide to get revenge the best way they know how.

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    30 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    The one where there's an asian rookie on the centaurs and ilya gets accused of grooming, and comeau or the other one is caught saying a slur on film, and then during the playoffs the rookie's neck gets sliced by a skate. I think about many of these scenes frequently and holy shit they are all in this one powerhouse fic.

    All told, i think it's 3-5 graves and boy are they dug.

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    Dig Two Graves
    devovitsuasartes
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    There’s no humor in Shane’s voice. It’s cold, hard, determined. “When we meet them on the ice next season, I want to fucking destroy them.”

    After a moment, he feels Ilya nod thoughtfully behind him.

    “Is good plan. Let’s fucking destroy them.”

    The Montreal Voyageurs won't stop slinging mud at Shane in the press, so Shane and Ilya decide to get revenge the best way they know how.