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Patrick works one day per month, but the office makes good use of him.
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08 Feb 2026
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Most people don’t understand how much work it takes to eternally torture an overgrown chimp. It was quite exhausting, really. The narrator was plenty keen at the beginning of course, what with his superior wit and all, but now it had very truly turned into more of a chore than anything. Day in and day out, that sentient colony of bacteria named Stanley found new and inventive ways to defy and ignore the clearly superior Narrator. What was even worse, and truly it was the worst outcome the narrator could have imagined, was that he had begun to enjoy this game he and Stanley played.
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11 Jul 2025
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Bobby moves to speak before stopping, clamping his lips together. He turns to Eddie, clearing his throat. It’s uncharacteristic of Bobby to be this nervous, and Buck’s picking up on his energy quickly. “Do you think you should deliver this news?”
Eddie looks at Bobby with a steady glance, nodding. He shuffles ever so slightly closer, helmet tucked under his arm. Buck pleads with him to spit it out before he spirals right out of his own skin. “Eddie, come on. I can handle it.”
“The side effects are most likely sexual.”
A very, very, very wet sex pollen fic.
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06 Jul 2025
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Tight Spaces by blueberry_bushez (strawberry_fieldz)
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
29 Jun 2025
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Bringing your junk drawer boyfriend a gift wasn’t unusual for you in the slightest, though this time you had other plans than just a simple visit. If only Jerry would pick up on your many hints and give you what you wanted for a change!
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- Part 2 of Jerry the Junk Drawer x Reader
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30 Jun 2025
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Date Everything MlM and NWlNW/M requests and one shots!! by Ijustwritewhateverimpulseiget
Fandoms: Date Everything! (Sassy Chap Games Video Game)
13 Jul 2025
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I am writing requested ships and stories of the male non dateables. I will only be doing MlM or NWlNW/M fics because thats what i am most comfortable with. The requests can be x reader or character x character. Please comment your requests! I will also just be writing chapters of my own as well for any ship I can think of or any x reader smut i can think of. I mostly do smut requests but i will take any requests as long as they aren't violent or just disgusting.
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28 Jun 2025