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In their first fortnight at the Assassins' Guild, Vetinari interrupts Downey crying. Things get a lot worse from there.
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A collection of very short, very self-indulgent scenes from an AU where Vetinari is a veterinarian.
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In the aftermath of a diplomatic reception gone very wrong, Vetinari is stressed and exhausted. Vimes takes care of him.
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Drumknott’s expression changed not one whit, but nonetheless conveyed that someone was going to die for this. When he spoke, however, his voice was mild. “Of course you may enter my name, Mr Lipwig. I have no doubt your... Hidden Hogfather... will be memorable, and I wouldn’t dream of missing it.”
Moist invents the Secret Santa. It is, indeed, memorable.
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“Here’s Gaylord Fitzhubert Brightflame’s scale-crust, these are the remains of Mayvellise Mountmajor VII, here’s Havelock after he fell in the Ankh -”
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Iconography of The Miraculous Spooning by toffeecape
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, Lays of the Hearth-Fire - Victoria Goddard
11 May 2023
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Excerpt from an academic text in a very silly alternate timeline.
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19 Feb 2026
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Sleeper Agent by toffeecape
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, Lays of the Hearth-Fire - Victoria Goddard
25 Jun 2023
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When Kip gets overtired enough, he doesn't just get snarky; he experiences timeslips.
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19 Feb 2026
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Out Where The Lightning Splits The Sea by toffeecape for alfgifu
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, Lays of the Hearth-Fire - Victoria Goddard
24 Jul 2023
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Kip recovers in Sky Ocean after Fitzroy rescues him from one of the Cirithian hells (rule of thumb, Kip: if you can't tell, it's a hell).
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19 Feb 2026
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Obedient to the touch by alfgifu, iniquiticity, toffeecape
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, The Lays of the Hearth-Fire Series - Victoria Goddard
08 Aug 2023
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My body ached, just a little, with the aftershock of touch, in the best possible way. I should not have - you should not have let me - it was consistent with your dignity as Emperor to take a consort, but I had never wanted -
You had; I had; we had. Too late, now, for regrets.
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- Part 1 of obedience
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19 Feb 2026
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Honour Guard by toffeecape for alfgifu
Fandoms: Nine Worlds Series - Victoria Goddard, Lays of the Hearth-Fire - Victoria Goddard
19 Aug 2023
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In which Rhodin goes for a nice walk.
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19 Feb 2026