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    In the summer after her Fourth Year and the death of Cedric Diggory, strange things start happening to Heather. She starts dreaming up a knockout handsome Voldemort, she survives a month without sleep or food, and oh! Yeah! She kills and eats a boy.
    Strangely desensitized to the whole thing, she goes on to her horror show of a Fifth Year, finding solace in hyperfeminine clothing and taunting Draco Malfoy about his enormous crush on her while avoiding any thoughts of how wet she got every time Voldemort called her Bambi.

    Mean girl!Harry AU inspired by Jennifer's Body and with homages to Heathers (see her name), Mean Girls, Gossip Girl, and every other teenage bitch media you can think of.

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    16 Jun 2025

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    Klaus Mikaelson thought he'd lost the love of his life forever.

    At least until he finds her in a dark alley in 1999 and she tries to kill him.

    Oh, and apparently, she has no idea who he is.

    He's just going to have to remind her then.
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    Cassiopeia narrowed her eyes, trying to remember if she’d ever seen his face before since he obviously recognized her. He seemed incredibly familiar, but at the same time she was absolutely sure she’d never met him in her life. He had dark, wavy blonde hair and sharp blue eyes, his red lips looking like they were made for smirking even if they were just lightly parted in disbelief right now. His features looked like they were carved out of marble from the devil himself. He was so unfairly attractive that Cassiopeia honestly just wanted to punch him, especially as she remembered he’d just been holding her throat and pinning her to a wall.

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    16 Feb 2026

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    Prompt: tom riddle at 10 on the dark web ordering penis enhancement pills and assassination hits.

    Tom Riddle is bored. Tom Riddle is rich. Tom Riddle has a plan. But mostly, Tom Riddle just hates a lot of people. And he may also have a thing for murder.
    So he does what every other nineteen year old does: goes on the dark web in search of inspiration. It comes in the form of a hitman simply called "The Basilisk".

    Harry is just there for the ride, both figuratively and literally. He may also be a bit in love with Tom Riddle, but aren't we all?

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Tony Stark is only truly known by one person, but she is determined to everyone else understand more.

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    22 Jan 2026

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    Of the nine billion people on this planet, fate has chosen his parent's killer as his omega. And isn't that a kick to the teeth?

    Will Tony claim him? Of course, he will! If only to see Steve Rogers crumble.

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    02 Dec 2025