starlard
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Derek is reeling from the loss of his first love and about to embark on another disaster when a stranger shows up in his room and changes the future forever. Now Derek has his family, but he also has to live with the knowledge of what almost happened to them.
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Stiles and Derek are getting harassed on both sides, so they decide to fake a relationship in time for the big office party.
Also, because they're Stiles and Derek, they get competitive about it.
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It's been years since the fiasco that was Stiles' high school experience, two years since he last saw Derek. Stiles is a little surprised that Derek is there to score on the post-Valentine's day candy sales, but great minds think alike, after all.
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Danny just wants to be left alone.
Or, in a fit of charity, Danny invites Stiles to stay at his place on Oahu Island. Stiles immediately finds Derek Hale at his surf shop.
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Arranged marriages were a completely bazonkers idea in general, hence their nonexistence in 21st century America, but millenia-ancient magic didn’t care about modern courtship rituals like dating, and this was a time-honored method of getting what he wanted.
What Stiles wanted, all he wanted, was to protect his dad. And his pack. And Scott, who despite having abandoned Stiles in high school to join the Hale Pack, was still the best bro he could ever have, so that made for two packs.
The point is, if marrying a distant acquaintance can possibly stabilize the entire county and protect basically everyone he cares about, Stiles is gonna do it. And he’s not going to freak out about it.
Much.
So he talked to Hideyo, Satomi’s emissary and his mentor.
Hideyo talked to Satomi.
Satomi called Laura.
Laura got Deaton, and the five of them met at a taco truck, of all places.
It was in neutral territory. And the tacos de carnitas were legendary.
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Draco stumbles across a memory-wiped Hermione in a small muggle town. He should probably tell someone - people are looking for her, no doubt.
But it turns out that without her memory of him, Hermione actually seems to like Draco. He can even make her smile, and that makes him feel things he’d rather not examine.
Maybe he’ll wait to tell anyone, just for a little while.
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01 Jan 2026
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and the sweetest of these is love by quicknotesquim for oceanxpoppy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
10 Aug 2023
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Hermione Granger has long given up her dream of being a mother. When a newborn appears on her doorstep, it seems too good to be true.
Six months later, Draco Malfoy turns up, looking for his missing daughter.
And while the two grapple with their past, they increasingly find the only future they want is with each other, as a family of three.
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08 Dec 2025
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On the surface, a romcom about two best friends in denial. Underneath, a story about trauma, healing, and the slow, aching unraveling of a love that’s always been there– just waiting to be seen.
Or: the one where Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are best friends, secretly in love with each other, and start a matchmaking committee to set up Ginny Weasley and Blaise Zabini… only to accidentally ruin their own lives in the process.
In a sexy, slow-burn, sometimes heartbreaking kind of way.
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24 Sep 2025
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No one had seen or heard from Draco Malfoy in ten years. Sentenced to two years in Azkaban after the war, he was pulled out after six months by the Ministry with a deal: go undercover to hunt down the remaining Death Eaters or serve the rest of his time. He chose the mission, and when it was over… chose to stay undercover.
Now living as Luke Richards, a deep-cover Auror in the DMLE, Draco has spent a decade hiding behind someone else’s face. Only a handful of people know who he really is, and he prefers it that way. But when he’s assigned to protect Hermione Granger from a series of escalating threats, everything starts to change. What begins as a case becomes something far more dangerous: an unraveling of the life he once gave everything to protect. He might even have a chance to become the man he was meant to be—if he’s brave enough to stop hiding.
A slow burn, post-war action/romance told from Draco’s POV. It features a mystery, angst, redemption, and a witch that changes everything.
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13 Aug 2025
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The owl squeezed itself through the rusting bars of his Azkaban cell and flew to the ground, hooting in triumph and waddling around on the dusty floor. Draco grasped the owl gently in his fist to still it, then withdrew the letter from the mail bag.
His heart thudded. Who was contacting him? His mother? Pansy? Not one of the Death Eaters, surely?
Then he unrolled the page and let out a disbelieving huff.
It was a fucking survey.
Well. They wanted a response? He’d give them one.
- On a scale of 1 (not at all) to 4 (very), how clean are Azkaban’s facilities? — Fuck you
- On a scale of 1 (not at all) to 4 (very), how humane has your treatment been at Azkaban? — Fuck this
- Any additional comments? — Fuck off
P.S. Your owl is insane
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In which a well-meaning researcher, Hermione Granger, runs a study without realizing who Participant 1 is.
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11 Aug 2025