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  1. Public Bookmark 3

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    “Do you remember when I came out to you?”

    “Not in detail… Pretty sure I made a damn fool of myself, but I’m not sure how. I do remember that nothing changed, though. You were still just Casper to me.”

    “Eaaaaaa! Wrong! You were sweet, and it changed everything. That was the day I realized that the dorky mop-head who busted his ass every time we hit the skate park was actually my soulmate, and one day we would be together and he would give birth to our beautiful raccoon child.”

    Soundtrack: Pleaser by Wallows

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    09 Feb 2026

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    The term, he’s told, is temporary retrograde amnesia. Ilya doesn’t need the direct translation to understand: he forgot things. Ten years of things.

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    09 Feb 2026

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    “What do you want me to say, exactly?” Shane asked, his voice very different from the one they’d usually get for interviews. Less polite and less guarded. “Do you want me to stand here and tell you details of my sex life?”

    Someone chuckled awkwardly and when no one said anything, Shane threw his arms out to the side just as Harris made his way towards the disaster.

    Shane looked the reporter straight in the eyes. “Sure! My sex life is fantastic. My husband is hot. Ten out of ten. Any more questions?”

    Or the one time Shane Hollander was the problem

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    09 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 47

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    "It’s amazing, did you make them?” Keigo asked, and Shouto nodded proudly.

    “Yeah, me and Natsuo!” Shouto exclaimed proudly.

    “Oh,” he added, “and Nii-san helped a little, too!”

    Keigo raised his eyebrows.

    “Nii-san..?”

    “That would be me, Pretty Bird.”

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    Keigo gets invited to spend Christmas with the Todoroki family, and with that he both gets to experience a family Christmas for the first time of his life, as well as being forced to confront someone from his past that's been secretly haunting him for many years.

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    03 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 71

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    “Front row. No talking during the quiz. One word, and it’s a zero.”

    Your head snapped toward Aizawa. 'Seriously?' you mouthed at him.

    You pulled out your phone beneath the desk and started typing. 'Mean. I was just trying to be nice 😔'

    The reply came quickly, blunt as ever. 'Be nice silently. Talking during a quiz is cheating.'

    'You think I’d cheat?' you asked.

    'Not you, specifically. But the rule applies to everyone.' Then, after a pause, a new message popped up, its tone unexpectedly serious.

    'Speaking of rules, meet me in my office after class. We need to talk.'

    Aizawa’s an unforgiving professor with a sharp tongue and zero patience for bullshit. You’re a freshman who wants to be put in her place.

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    02 Feb 2026