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and if they want to know
of my past
it's necessary to tell
another lieor: three lies jace stardiamond tells, after it all
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random access (or: received transmission) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
20 Jan 2025
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“Oh, it’s a quirk of the office; something about its structure and the placement of vents means that occasionally outside noises are funneled in, quite clearly.” Teddy looks out his window, trying to see who dropped something and what it is. “It’s something I’ve grown used to, loud though it sometimes is.”
or: five conversations theodore roosevelt, head of seattle's jaeger technology division, heard from his office, and one that he had there
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- Part 4 of canceling the apocalypse
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When Jedediah saw Octavius with just his dress on, tied simply with a rope, he thought it looked like if you could get your hands on it and squeeze, it’d feel real good under your fingers.
And Jedediah’s been imagining getting that waist under his fingers all week.
or: jedediah has some downtime
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imagining (pressed into something else) by squidbatts
Fandoms: Night at the Museum (Movies)
06 Jan 2025
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Flat on his stomach, Jedediah had straddled him, laughing the way he always did when he knew he had won. “I get that y'all gotta try an’ keep your pride,” He said, “But ain't y’all tired’a pretendin' you don't know who's in charge ‘round here?”
“I refuse to play into your delusions,” Octavius snapped, trying to dislodge Jedediah, “Rome will conquer as she always has.”
“Yeah, alright,” Jedediah said, voice dripping with condescension. He leaned forward, almost plastered to Octavius' back. He pushed down on Octavius' neck, shoving him harder into the museum's marble flooring, “We ain't gonna lose to a bunch’a stupid skirts. Y'all're gonna hafta work a lot harder to get one over on ol’ Jedediah.”
or: octavius gets a night off
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i wanna be the food stuck under you tongue by squidbatts
Fandoms: ダンジョン飯 | Dungeon Meshi | Delicious in Dungeon
29 Nov 2024
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“I know, I know, It’s just- weird.”
In the past few months, Kabru has learned that Laios does have a boundary to what even he can view as “normal”; unfortunately, many of the boundaries he creates are far beyond what most other humans are comfortable with. For him to recognize that something he wants to ask his sister, who’s nearly as strange as him, is weird? It sets Kabru’s teeth on edge.
“Just- well- I wondered,” Laios takes a deep breath and rushes out the rest, “Did you ever eat a human?”
or: what’s the worst that could come of some bizarre touden conversation?
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into my heart, into my head, into my brain by squidbatts
Fandom Night at the Museum (Movies)
18 Jan 2025
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Explicit nightdreaming and fighting and other such vibes
Series title from flesh by simon curtis, "hate"fuck song of all time
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So You've Got Feelings: a comprehensive guide to dealing with high school, romance, and other life shit by coveredcephalopod, squidbatts
Fandom Hetalia: Axis Powers
25 Jul 2015
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A high school and Nyotalia au, that's going to have four multichapter fics (probably) -- starring Canada, Romano, Nyo!England, and Nyo!Italy -- and a slew of related one-shots
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spring awakening but make it superpowered by squidbatts
Fandom Spring Awakening - Sheik/Sater
20 Apr 2016
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the spring awakening/superhero crossover fics that no one asked for
not all in the same AU universe, but all involve spring awakening characters taking the roles of marvel or dc superheroes
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A series of fics in an au where calroy marries amethar and becomes his royal highness prince calroy of house rocks, ruler of candia and the sugarlands, keeper of castle candy, marquis of muffinfield, personal aide-de-camp to his majesty, master of the realm
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It's two in the morning, and Apollo and Ema are drunk.
Bookmarked by squidbatts
16 Feb 2026
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The Magic's in the Music & the Music's in Me by indirectkissesiniceland
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
31 Mar 2024
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Klavier wants something amazing for the Gavinners' next tour, something awesome and awe-inspiring, even if the rest of the band maybe doesn't get his vision. When auditions for a collaborative act uncover Apollo Justice, heir to Troupe Gramarye's spectacular magic and the son of a legendary rocker, Klavier isn't just convinced that this is the act he was waiting for—he's smitten. But Apollo doesn't like Daryan, or the Gavinners' music, or even Klavier, it seems.
Which begs the question of why he even came to the audition in the first place.
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- Part 3 of Klapollo Week 2022
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10 Feb 2026
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Phoenix Wright had his life back on track. He'd cleared his name. Passed the bar (again!). His law firm was due to expand, and he even had a sharp, new suit.
The world will mourn his passing.
(a meditation on grief and regret)
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- Part 1 of The Danger and the Damage
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09 Feb 2026
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Public Displays of Affection by autobotscoutriella
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
21 Dec 2025
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Biting, in and out of bed.
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- Part 12 of Phoenix Wright Kink Meme Fills
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05 Feb 2026
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How To Avoid The Holidays by autobotscoutriella
Fandoms: 逆転裁判 | Gyakuten Saiban | Ace Attorney
22 Dec 2025
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Ema hasn't enjoyed Christmas in a long time. Neither has Franziska.
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Bookmarked by squidbatts
05 Feb 2026