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A followup to filicide, along the tracks of, 'what if killing Vox redeemed Alastor?', taken to its most extreme.
What happens when a man who desperately wants to stay in Hell is sent to Heaven, and meets an angel who wants the same?
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- Part 2 of philosophy
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[Podfic] choke behind a smile by spitemonger for gloriousmonsters
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
16 Nov 2025
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"I'm not scared by extreme, although I doubt I'll find it interesting. What is it?"
Valentino's eyes narrow slyly over his smile. "If you aren't scared, why do you need a warning?"Vox has everything under control in his new business partnership with benefits. His emotions, his unfortunate desires, the little mind games they play. Even Valentino himself. When Val offers an invitation to a special show he's performing, Vox knows it's a dare, and knows he has to take it, show Val that he can't be scared or destabilized.
He has no idea of how deep under his skin the show will get.
A podfic of gloriousmonsters’ show-stopping work.
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A fictionalisation of my thought process in playing Another Wonderful Life, and the female farmer’s relationship to compulsory heterosexuality, misogyny, feminism, capitalism, and my innate desire to play as a woman and marry one of the women. written before the remake came out lmao
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A podfic of spoondrifts’ farce which reveals that Alastor’s ever-mysterious seven year absence and his enigmatic deal was all because… he was having a kip. And it explains a lot more about his behaviour and relationships than anyone could have anticipated.
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[Podfic] Side Effects May Include Cunning Developments in the Field of Linguistics by spitemonger
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
28 Dec 2024
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The wonders of modern medicine never cease to make Vox grateful as they trickle down from Earth, but sometimes the side-effects feel a little more hellish in origin. Case in point: He's on his period, which always gets him a little hot under the collar, but he's never been so horny in his life as he is now that he's started taking testosterone.
Hey, why is Alastor looking at him like that?
A podfic of Princeliest’s hilariously titled work.
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Valentino discovers that Vox has been using Angel Dust’s mind as a punching bag, so he sends them to the fuck-or-be-stuck realm to ‘sort out their differences’. And in the white prison of Purgatory, with the playing field levelled, Angel can give as good as he gets…
(easily read as a standalone—context can be found in prev works’ tags/descriptions)
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- Part 5 of Take to Break
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09 Jan 2026
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I have only read so many fics that are of this level of quality. I’m fucking gobsmacked!!!!
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Lucifer’s brush stops its broad slash across the rubber duck in his hands. Alastor cannot see his face, but there is an unmistakable note of interest in Lucifer’s previously empty voice. “I can’t harm sinners. You know that.”
Alastor’s shadow grows in anticipation, casting itself across Lucifer’s desk as he approaches. He settles his hands on Lucifer’s tense shoulders, barely able to keep the glee out of his voice as he croons into Lucifer’s ear.
“Ah, but what about the ones who aren’t here yet?”
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24 Dec 2025
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My first podfic! I have a deep love of Rustycookies's fic called STATIC (a MurderMedia 1930's AU) and wanted to share that love with as many people as possible by recording it.
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1933. New Orleans.
Vincent Whittman’s assignment (punishment) seems simple enough: recruit Mr. Alastor Hartfelt, the city’s famed radio star.
But his trip derails the moment he meets the man dressed in a smile too sharp, with secrets too deep, and a presence that hums with something far beyond him.
One broken ritual binds them for decades, pulling them back to each other again and again, to the one soul neither can quite break away from.Bookmarked by spitemonger
20 Dec 2025
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It was an ambush.
Lucifer walked right into it.
Now, there's nothing to do but face the music.
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15 Nov 2025
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i want your violence, your silent sedation by spoondrifts
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
14 May 2024
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The one in which radio isn't as dead as everyone was led to believe, Vox is an irresponsible pet owner, and Alastor gets attic wife'd.
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- Part 2 of radiostatic week 2024