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  1. Public Bookmark 22

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    "𝘛𝘦𝘭𝘭 𝘮𝘦 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘮𝘺 𝘧𝘳𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘥, 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘥 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘦𝘷𝘪𝘭 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘢𝘭𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘰𝘯𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵?"
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    Harley and Joker, both recently released from Arkham and declared sane, live in an old lighthouse on the edge of Gotham.

    Batman, however, does not believe that they actually recovered and gained sanity. So, with concerns for Gotham, he decides to pay a visit.

    But…is that the only reason he wanted to see them so badly?

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    05 Jul 2022

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    “Oh silly, look at you, who wouldn’t want to kiss you? It’s a trifle, a bit of nothing for amusement's sake.”

    His eyes do not look trifling. He looks like he would swallow Batman whole if he could.

    He must be very cold in that drenched coat on this dreary night, a little part of Bruce's mind thinks unhelpfully.

    An exhausted Batman chases down the Joker, who makes him a deal to take a break from crime for a short time if Batman kisses him. When Joker upholds his end of the deal, Batman makes another offer. Based on the prompt by @batjokesinlove

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    11 May 2022

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    It’s like a beginning of a bad joke, the kind that people laugh at but nobody finds funny. Bruce Wayne goes to a bar to find out if the rumors about a new smuggler operating from the place are true and ends up getting drunk with Joker. It has to be a joke.

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    Bruce tries to date Joker and keep him from finding out he's Batman at the same time.

    Small consistency edits made in 12/28/2025

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    15 Apr 2022

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    Set immediately after "The Killing Joke": Joker changes his mind on the way back to Arkham and agrees to Batman's offer to rehabilitate him.

    What follows is a mess of conflicting needs, emotional ugliness and a whole lot of bad decisions, but no one ever said it was going to be easy.

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    05 Mar 2022

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    Keith has always had terrible ruts—too hard, too fast, too much. When his rut cycle begins to change to match his Shiro’s, he’s worried that this will be the thing to make his mate walk away. But Shiro’s determined to prove that he’s in this for the long haul.

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    08 Oct 2020