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    07 Jan 2026

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    It starts, like any good small talk does, about the weather.

    Jane. I am dying.

    Shane is still in bed, spending his last hour before practice clicking endlessly through YouTube when he gets the notification. With no one there to see, he lets the smile settle comfortably as it spreads, and switches apps. He’s about to shoot down Ilya’s latest attempt at desperate seduction when another text arrives.

    I will play next game with no feet because cold took them.

    This... was new.

    Shane expects texts from Ilya to bring him to his knees. They do, but in another way instead.

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    09 Dec 2025

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    It’s the spinning that does it. Eddie couldn’t look away if someone paid him. Every single time it happens, he just stops what he’s doing and stares. Drooling.

    Before, it was just kitchen utensils or the baseball bat. Now...now it’s at band practice every day.

    As it turns out, Steve can actually keep rhythm really well and while he can’t read music to save his ass, he understands beats and notes like a natural. The problem is- the problem is, that he keeps spinning those fucking drumsticks and Eddie’s gonna jizz in his goddamn jeans one of these days.

    OR - Steve becomes the drummer for Corroded Coffin and Eddie can't handle his thirst

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    13 Aug 2025

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    Stories set in a world where Vecna is defeated, Steve gets his degree in counseling, Eddie becomes a grunge pioneer, and everyone gets a slightly softer ending.

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    13 Aug 2025

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    11 Aug 2025

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    "They always insist on going down on me and I have to pretend like they’re The One who’s finally good at it. But no one’s good at it. It’s just something that doesn’t feel good.”

    Wade’s eye twitches.

    Peter glares at him. “Say it.”

    “I’m afraid I’m going to have to insist that they’re all bad at it, baby boy.”

    Or: Peter has never had a good experience getting head. Wade swears he can change his mind.

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    06 Aug 2025

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    Instead of three Gryffindors, the trio consists of a Slytherin, a Ravenclaw, and a Hufflepuff. No matter what, they're on each other's teams. And also, they probably need more than just two friends, and maybe even some competent adults.

    And meanwhile, in the firmaments, the war builds.

    Or: the power the Dark Lord Knows Not is friendship, but in a split-knuckled, brutally co-dependent sort of way.

    (Alt Title: The Golden Trio Build A Death Star.)

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    08 Mar 2025

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    Ace Attorney but they are two rats.

    One has guitar and one is business woman.

    Can I interest you in narumitsu rat yaoi?

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    16 Feb 2025

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    "I think I had feelings for my old roommate Connor, and I realize now that it's why I practically followed him from Peru to LA, and it might quite possibly be the reason I ultimately agreed to be the sperm donor for him and his wife, which I’m not feeling really great about right now, and I didn't even put any of that together until after you kissed me, so I feel like I'm some kind of disaster of a person who doesn’t understand anything."

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    17 Jun 2024

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    24 Mar 2024

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    King Arthur sets out to keep his promise to the spirit of the Druid boy by repealing his father's ban on magic. Unfortunately, this is easier said than done, for reasons including but not limited to the following:

    (1) He can't change the law until he understands magic better, but no sorcerer is willing to explain magic to him until he changes the law;

    (2) The sorcerers all have some strange obsession with Merlin, which is awakening all sorts of feelings in Arthur that he really doesn't fancy examining too closely;

    (3) He is starting to feel like the butt of some Druid-population-wide inside joke involving the mysterious phenomenon called Emrys; and

    (4) Oh yeah, Morgana is still trying to kill him.

    Thus he embarks on a journey of discovery, diplomacy, accountability, and self-improvement, and maybe even falls in love along the way.

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    26 Feb 2024

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    Camilla meets Steve on a Thursday in the middle of April when he walks through the front door of her bar to ask about the help wanted sign she hung in the window last week. She almost turns him down immediately.

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    OR: Eddie survives Vecna, and he and Steve flee to New York, where they get a job, confuse their boss, and fall in love.

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    01 Dec 2023

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    “Sweetheart,” Alex says gently, “A blindfolded six-year-old would beat you in a fight right now. I’m not worried about you running off with my twelve tons of textbooks and empty coffee cups.”
    Henry makes a valiant effort to glare at him, but his eyes flutter shut and he frowns like he’s not sure how it happened. He manages to blink them back open and says, “I’m fine.”
    “You’re dead on your fuckin’ feet. Tell me what day it is and I’ll let you walk outta here on your own.”
    “Um.”
    Alex snorts. “Nice effort. Come on. I’m taking you to my room.” He picks up Henry’s bag and slings it over his shoulder with his own, and Henry gives him a squinty little frown. “Stop being cute,” Alex says.
    “You stop being cute,” Henry mumbles. Then, “Fuck. Fine, I need a nap.”


    Alex steals a bag, makes a friend and learns some things about himself.
    Henry… meets a disaster and decides to keep him.

    Featuring: chaotic friends & friendly thievery, queer found family, so much teasing, spicy Mexican food, cheeky teenagers, communication & boundaries, silly sea animals, and conversations about attraction & identity

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    03 Nov 2023

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    “So, yes.” Kaz said. “It is a good idea to collect in the Barrel. Merchers don’t care about some puerile charity project, but the Barrel is built of survivors. It has a very long memory. Say some jumped-up kid pinches some kruge from them. When he comes back to his boss, who lost his girl and his Da and his best friend in the Queen’s Lady, and presents him with money that’s meant to be funding a memorial for them? Them, the people who never get a scrap of respect, who were left to die in the streets? That kid will be lucky if he escapes with both of his hands.”
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    or: on the 10 year anniversary of the queen's lady plague, the holy ghezen health institute aim to erect a memorial for the victims, but they struggle to find the funds. kaz is selfish in a selfless way.
    and thanks to some sleuthing from wylan, jesper finds out who jordie is.
    or was.

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    03 Apr 2023

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    It really does take a village to raise a Jim.

    The members of the Kelvin's crew watch over Jim as much as he lets them.

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    11 Nov 2022

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    It's too hot out to be alive, is what it is.

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    01 Sep 2022

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    Doom comes to Hawkins, Indiana. Population est. 30,000.

    It’s cold, that’s all, and the breeze is kicking up. That’s why Steve feels the chill go up his spine like someone dropped an ice-cube down his back.

    “Why wouldn’t I be real, El?”

    “The Aboleth got you.”

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    27 Jun 2022

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    You cannot restore what was never there.

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    05 Apr 2022

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    After he gets laid off, Grantaire moves back home to help out on his father's Christmas tree farm. But when a shady businessman starts trying to move in on their property, an improbably handsome lawyer from the city might be their only hope to save the farm.

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    07 Dec 2020

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    Ron and his family wait in the stands, watching the third task of the Triwizard Tournament.

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    01 Sep 2020

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