sometimeshipper
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princess blair's machiavellian manifesto by sometimeshipper
Fandoms: Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
11 Apr 2024
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Blair Waldorf-Grimaldi, Princess Consort of Monaco, deals with betrayal the best way that she can, i.e. calling her friend (yes, just a friend, really, stop looking at her like that), Dan Humphrey.
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want you in my bloodline by sometimeshipper
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
21 Feb 2023
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Old magic runs in the veins of Blair Cassiopeia Black. Cherished younger sister of Sirius and twin to Regulus, she grows up to be the perfect pureblood princess. Merlin help her if Daniel Humphrey, the first muggleborn Slytherin in a century, ruins things for her.
link to trailer: https://tinyurl.com/bloodlinetrailer
link to playlist: https://tinyurl.com/bloodlineficSeries
- Part 1 of death wish
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want you in my bloodline - trailer by sometimeshipper
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
22 Nov 2021
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Regulus coughs. “She’s actually writing to my friend, Daniel Humphrey.”
Sirius blinks. “Huh. Humphrey.”
“You know, the muggleborn,” Regulus says lazily, hands fiddling with a snitch.
Once the realization hits him, Sirius grins widely at Blair. “Guess I’ll make blood traitors out of the both of you yet!”
Trailer to the want you in my bloodline fic.
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- Part 2 of death wish
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got us living in this perfect suburban fantasy by sometimeshipper
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
19 Nov 2021
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Stepford itself is stunning, all picture perfect lawns, and tastefully-designed facades. Harry wonders if they can truly build a home here.
(The Drarry & minor Wolfstar Stepford Wives AU that nobody asked for.)
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draco malfoy and his lifetime supply of granted wishes by sometimeshipper
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Nov 2021
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Draco is cursed with having all his wishes come true until he genuinely wishes for someone else’s happiness. Not bad, right?
Everything goes wrong, naturally, and sod it all, why must Potter witness all of it?
Recent series
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death wish by sometimeshipper
Fandom Gossip Girl (TV 2007), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Feb 2023
- Words:
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amor vincit omnia (potter soulmate aus) by sometimeshipper
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Oct 2021
- Words:
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you've got the love you need to see me through by sometimeshipper
Fandom Gossip Girl (TV 2007)
25 Oct 2021
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Just snippets of the domestic life of Dan and Blair, banter and all.
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- 2,303
- Works:
- 3
- Bookmarks:
- 7
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Broken Clocks by livlikespolin
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
26 Nov 2025
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A time travel (kinda) fic no one asked for.
S2 Penelope and Colin getting a glimpse of their s3 and s4 selves. However, chaos ensues when they mistaken their future selves as somebody else.
What would they do then?
Bookmarked by sometimeshipper
22 Feb 2026
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"Will you two — can you behave tonight?" Eloise says, exasperation in her voice and her nose scrunched up.
Colin wears an innocent face. "I can't think what you mean. Penis and I always behave."
"I swear to God —" Penelope hisses, plonking the wine down hard on the counter. "You both have to stop with that —"
"I mean it!" Eloise exclaims as she goes over to the large bowl of salad on the side and begins to toss it aggressively. "None of your usual Pen-and-Colin shit, please. Edwina's bringing someone new, and I want him to think we're… normal." She sighs, shoulders sagging. "Normal-ish. Normal enough that he doesn't run screaming." Her eyes narrow. "And if I'm honest I'd rather avoid another evening of you two bitching at each other."
"We don't bitch," Colin insists, though they do, in fact, bitch. "Penelope is my dearest friend."
OR: Eloise throws a dinner party. Penelope and Colin cannot behave themselves
Bookmarked by sometimeshipper
18 Feb 2026
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Under the Cover of Snow by Soirialc
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
26 Dec 2025
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While travelling back to Aubrey Hall for Christmas, Colin Bridgerton finds himself caught in a major snowstorm. His driver manages to get him to the nearest safe dry building, which just so happens to be the Featherington country estate. Penelope meanwhile has been left home alone for a couple of days – her mother had gone to visit a friend before the festive period – and suddenly finds herself host to a single man, her friend’s brother and the boy she’s had a crush on forever. As the storm rages on, bringing England to a standstill, it becomes clear that Colin and Penelope are going to have to put up with each other until the weather clears.
Or Colin and Penelope play house during Christmas
Bookmarked by sometimeshipper
17 Feb 2026
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i'll sit on your lap by penelopecolin (sexymonk)
Fandoms: Bridgerton (TV), Bridgerton Series - Julia Quinn
29 Dec 2025
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The four times Penelope sat on other men's laps and one time it was Colin's.
Bookmarked by sometimeshipper
17 Feb 2026
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On the night of her eldest son’s society debut, Penelope Bridgerton finds herself caught between pride and longing as she and Colin guide Elliot through his first ball.
Bookmarked by sometimeshipper
17 Feb 2026