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    Keith has always lived his life by a few simple rules that boil down to one ultimatum: never let the fey know he’s an ironblood. The byproduct of the rare union between a fey and a human, he’s seen as dangerous. Able to harness the power of his fey bloodline without the drawbacks that keep them in check. He doesn’t remember much of his life before Shiro found him, but things have been pretty good since. Despite the fact that his guardian-turned-brother-figure is a fey, his best friend is a druid, and his dog is a blink wolf, his life is pretty ordinary.

    That is, until he runs into a beautiful fey with eyes like ice and a touch like fire. A fey that makes him want to break the rules and calls out to a part of him that’s remained shrouded for so long. With their lives irrevocable intertwined, drawn to one another despite all the warnings, they’re set on a path that threatens to destroy who they are and save who they might become.

    The course of love never did run smooth.

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    A modern faerie au - featuring fey Lance and half-fey Keith

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    05 Feb 2026

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    “Stop that.” The dragon puffed another cloud of smoke into his face and growled deep in its throat. “Saved its life and it won't even shut up,” it mumbled. Lance resented being called an it, especially by a dragon.

     

     

    Lance wakes up in magical cave with a startlingly grumpy companion who also happens to be a dragon. All he can think about is what happened to the beautiful faery who healed him.

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    05 Feb 2026

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    Now, it was just him. Him, but not even him that was Timothy Drake-Wayne. Not him that was Robin—Red or otherwise. Him that was someone else entirely: Thomas Connell, who gave up the city life to live in suburban Canada and take care of his young son.

    Thomas Connell couldn't pull out Tim Wayne's black card, couldn't call Tim Wayne's big brother for help. Tom Connell couldn't do much of anything.

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    Or, a spiralling Tim clones a baby without thinking about the consequences. And there are many, many consequences.

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    03 Feb 2026

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    An AU where Tim was imprisoned by Black Mask for most of his adolescence, trained to be his successor. His reintroduction to Gotham - and to Gotham's vigilantes - could go a little smoother. At least enough of his morality sticks around that he can probably consider himself safe from being a supervillain.

    Though he isn't quite sure he qualifies for "superhero," either.

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    01 Feb 2026

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    “Let me get this straight,” Kagome started. “I have to pretend to be your loving girlfriend of three years for one night, and I’ll get all the booze and food my heart desires, and you’ll pay for my cab and dress and everything?”

    Inuyasha nodded, hyperaware of the woman standing in line behind him. His heart was beating so loudly, the pulse of it echoed in his ears.

    With a flourish, Kagome grabbed at the still-empty cup with his name scribbled on it, and grinned. “You’ve got yourself a deal.”


    Koga, his arch-nemesis, was a dick. Miroku, his best friend, was a lying liar. And now, Inuyasha needed a fake girlfriend for his office's holiday party. Wonderful.


    Winner for Best Oneshot Fiction, Q3 2021, Feudal Connection Awards

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    28 Jan 2026