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Mutually Beneficial Arrangements by snerk
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
21 Aug 2022
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Jaster has spent the last seven years shoring up Mandalore's fragile independence, hoping against hope that the Republic will leave them alone long enough to find their feet. This treaty promises to ensure it- all Jaster needs to do is marry a Jedi. Well... one Jedi in particular.
Obi-Wan has spent three years fending off Chancellor Palpatine's increasingly unsettling attempts to ingratiate himself with his young Padawan. It's not his idea to marry Jaster, but if he's going to be offered up to a warlord either way, he's sure as hell going to make sure he gets something out of it.
And somewhere, a Sith-Lord has spent the last millennia plotting the fall of the Jedi, the Republic, and any other powers standing in his way. Mandalore seems ripe for the picking; all it needs is a spark.
aka, how i learned to stop worrying and love my (platonic) husband (that a sith-lord coerced me into marrying in order to ruin my life).
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Six years after Hogwarts falls to the Dark Lord, Harry Potter unmakes himself in the root cellar of an abandoned farmhouse, in Shropshire. He drags Voldemort with him. When Harry's presented the option to do it all again -to remake himself, and the world with him- he jumps at the chance. But being remade isn't so simple as all that, and the new world is more different than Harry anticipated.
He... maybe should have asked a few questions before jumping headfirst into reincarnation.
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Qui-Gon doesn't make it out of the hangar during The Phantom Menace. This changes things.
Featuring: a very stressed Obi-Wan, a Qui-Gon who'd like to go home now please, and a whole lot of self-indulgent tropes stuffed in a trench-coat that I will call 'plot'.
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no coverage by vesperenzia
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
16 Feb 2026
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when shane hollander comes out as gay to the montreal voyageurs, he expects pushback before things return to normal. he did not expect to be benched, isolated, and quietly traded to ottawa six weeks later.
he definitely didn't expect that he would be getting married to the love of his life in a courthouse before either of them is ready to go public.
OR!! shane comes out to the voyageurs after breaking up with rose and that changes everything.
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26 Feb 2026
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Amber Pike Has Three Dads by e_frye
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
25 Feb 2026
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I mean she doesn’t at least not **legally**, but definitely emotionally. But when you are getting most of your gossip out of the mouth of babes some things get lost in translation. One outsider’s perspective on how they assumed their child’s classmate had three fathers for most of the school year.
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24 Feb 2026
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When the unsentimental financial imperative of the NHL sees Shane traded to the Boston Raiders, he and Ilya are thrown into closer extended proximity than ever before. As they adjust to life as teammates, they are forced to contend with the nature of their relationship -and must answer for themselves: is it even a relationship at all?
____Sliding down the wall, Shane hunched over his untied sneakers, shoved on hastily when Coach had called him in for a meeting after morning skate.
“Boston wanted you specifically. I’ve already spoken to their GM. You’re flying this evening or tomorrow morning: I’ll confirm once the paperwork clears.”
“Mom,” Shane managed.
“Oh sweetie. I know, okay. Those fuckers, how dare they do this! Two fucking cups! Now all of a sudden they decide they want a reset and you’re going to fund it.”
Shane put his head between his knees and tried to breathe. God, Boston. They hated him there; it was so far away; he was fucking their captain.
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22 Feb 2026
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Formerly: How Scott Hunter Lost his Couch and his Sanity and Gained Absolutely Nothing
Rozanov made a dismissive noise. “No, no, I will pick you up. Send me your address.”
“I’m not giving you my home address.”
“Why not!”
“Because you’ll probably post it on social media to psych me out before our next game.”
That made Rozanov laugh. “It is good idea,” he said. Stopped laughing. Started again. Blew out a breath like he had to get himself together. “I might do this to you,” he allowed, “but you have nice boyfriend living with you now. I would not do this to him. You are safe.”
In which Ilya Rozanov adopts himself into Scott and Kip's household and refuses to leave. Kip finds this very sweet. Scott is going to kill him.
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19 Feb 2026
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Lily and Jane's Reddit Adventures by BetterNameToCome (SpoonDeficiency)
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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“Me finding out that instead of mysterious and cool, people think I’m autistic and lesbian.”
Ilya and Shane get Reddit’s advice under the aliases Lily and Jane. Things spiral from there….
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12 Feb 2026