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I Ain't No Calming Goat! by X_Gon_Give_It
Fandoms: Deadpool (Comics), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse)
10 Nov 2019
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There’s a man sitting in the corner of the room, half cast in shadow. Peter’s vision was still mottled, but he can make out gray pants similar to his own. His roomie was wearing a white shirt, the sleeves twisted strangely, decorated with buttons and straps. It took several more blinks to realize that’s because it was a straitjacket.
That is never a good sign.
Peter jumped to his feet, almost threw up, and plastered himself to the wall, slowly easing down into a crouch. But the man only cocked his head to the side, hairless eyebrows quirking. When Peter inhaled, the stench of pain made his nose sting and his eyes water, overwhelming in its magnitude. The man’s eyes are hard and angry when they meet Peters’.
“And who are you supposed to be? They actually giving me roommates again? Nice try, Francie!” this the man yelled at the door, “but I’m not buying it! Give im’ to someone else.”
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Or the one where Peter is kidnapped by Weapon X and shares a cell with Deadpool.
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04 Mar 2026
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saturday, saturday, saturday by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
26 Feb 2025
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Wade gets stuck in a time loop. He can't even appreciate that it happens on a Saturday — the day when Spider-Man sometimes patrols with him — because Spidey disappears shortly after breakfast.
Or: Increasingly desperate attempts to escape reveal no new answers, aside from the fact that it might be up to him to save Spider-Man's life.
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20 Feb 2026
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you dug my heart a grave by jilliancares
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
02 Mar 2023
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He’s laying there, groaning and in pain and clutching his ribs, but even worse—
[Really? Is it really worse? Give it a good, hard think and tell me if this is worse.]
—but even worse, sparks are flying. Literally.
Or: Wade realizes that Spidey is his soulmate.
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- Part 2 of spideypool soulmate fics
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19 Feb 2026
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In a world where the first words your soulmate will say to you appear on your left wrist at your tenth birthday, Peter gets the short end of the stick.
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19 Feb 2026
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the look of mischief in your eyes by deathinsoftfocus
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Feb 2026
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Peter's suffered through Stark galas before, but he's never had to sit through one while Wade Wilson provides running commentary on everything from Tony's speech to the centerpieces to exactly what he'd like to do to Peter once they escape this "stuck-up club."
By the time dessert arrives, Peter's barely holding it together.
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- Part 1 of dinner & diatribes
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18 Feb 2026