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“You think you’re doing your boys any favors, raisin’ ‘em like this?”
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22 Mar 2025
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“Sir, I’ve flagged a recent upload for your attention.”
“Oh yeah?” Tony leaned back, grimacing as he stretched his back. He’d been stooped over his bench too long again. “I could use a break anyway. What flavor are we talking, here?”
The flavor system differentiated types of videos, and each flavor was sorted into a separate file folder for Tony’s review. Vanilla was, intentionally ironically, Stark Porn that happened to catch on one of Tony’s kinks. Strawberry was porn featuring a partner that fit Tony’s type, either in looks or demeanor. Chocolate featured a notable lookalike that played Tony well enough to meet his exacting standards. And so on and so forth.
“You do not yet have a flavor to categorize the relevance of this video. If I had to classify the content into a predefined flavor, I would say neapolitan, but that is an incomplete assessment of its import.”
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21 Mar 2025
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“Harry’s rich as god,” Ginny protests. “He can’t be a sugar baby.”
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One year after the war, everyone is still trying to find their footing. Ron's trying his best with George at the joke shop. Hermione's doing a stint at a muggle convenience store. Harry just sort of wants someone to take care of him. Lucius Malfoy, divorced and at odds, might be exactly who he needs.
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21 Mar 2024
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he's making a list; i'm checking him out by connorsjorts
Fandoms: Detroit: Become Human (Video Game)
24 Dec 2021
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“I mean, I knew you were a corporate shill but now you’re sucking Santa’s dick to get on the nice list?”
Connor is not sucking the mall Santa’s dick. Not yet, anyway.
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- Part 1 of Mallverse
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17 Sep 2022
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Hexenjagd by SerenaEW, VindictaPrince (KetsuArting)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
16 Aug 2022
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Harry Potter, a young wizard, son to James and Lily. The girl now called Hermione, whom he and his family saved from the darkness that was the witch hunts. As they turn 17, on the cusp of adulthood, the twins in all but blood embark on a journey that leads them to an appenticeship unter renowned, infamous but untouchable Potions Master Severus Snape, scarily condescending attitude and too-heavy overcoat with thousands upon thousands of buttons and all.
And yet, Harry soon will find out, there is more to the man than that.
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08 Sep 2022