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Remi thinks for a second, her head cocking like a new puppy. "You ever heard of a cracking egg?"
Eddie stares at her like an explanation will start wrapping around her head like lines from a teleprompter. "Is that a puberty thing?"
Her mouth drops open, but she works through a silent thought before nodding so very slowly. "You know what? Yeah, I think it could be. Now, I'm not saying that your kid's egg is cracking, I'm just—," she waves her hands, wiggling her fingers, "y'know, putting it out there."
"Am I supposed to know what that means?"
Or, teenagers are complicated. Chris Diaz is absolutely no exception to that rule.
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- Part 1 of you're ready (born ready)
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07 Aug 2025
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like a heathen (clung to the homily) by jenmishe
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy
04 Mar 2020
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“Sure.” She shrugs. “You’re the team, after all. You know, where there’s Kenobi, you will always find Skywalker not far behind, and all of that. I realized I have basically married both of you a few years ago.”
“That’s ridiculous.”
“I’m not the one with a desire to introduce him into our sex life, though,” she says, and then her expression grows thoughtful. “Well.”
Anakin’s brain short-circuits.
“Ah, you can always try the pear trick,” she teases him, and Anakin throws the cushion at her.
“You married me, though.”
“Yes, I’m aware.”
(Or: Anakin discovers a few things about himself, Obi Wan only seemingly has his shit together, and Padmé has the best time of her life.)Series
- Part 1 of more than a candle
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03 May 2023
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The four-by-four heaves its way down long, twisting lanes, little more than dirt tracks scuffed into the surrounding fields and hemmed in by serpentine walls of flat, grey stone. They truly are in the middle of nowhere: the countryside rushes past, all rolling green hills and vast, endless skies, and it's odious. Sirius wants to murder James with his bare hands.
Sirius and James accidentally find themselves on a Yorkshire farm during lambing season. The farmer’s son thinks that’s a bit annoying, actually.
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- Part 1 of Beneath a Big Blue Sky
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19 Jan 2023