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  1. Public Bookmark 13

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    The desert is the last place Leon wants to be right now, especially when BOWs have been rumoured to be in the area.
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    The town looks beaten. The first thing Leon notices as they grow close enough is the layer of sand over everything, weathered wooden storefronts and peeling shutters on the windows of a nearby house making him feel as if he's been dropped into the past; some Western-novel ghost town brought to life just to make their jobs even creepier.

    "Nice place," Leon murmurs, "Agent Kennedy, reporting for duty."

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    18 Feb 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 28

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    “I wouldn't know, I only agreed to do all this about three weeks ago," Ethan said.

    Leon stared. “You knew that this mission would happen since three weeks ago?”

    “Huh? No, not the mission.” Ethan blinked owlishly at him. “I mean joining as a DSO agent.”

    Leon choked.

    “What?” Leon demanded. “Three weeks? That's not - you've been training for three weeks and they sent you on this case?”

    “I've received zero training, actually,” Ethan said, looking completely nonchalant even as Leon inhaled sharply. “Well, Chris did try to show me how to properly bandage a wound, but that doesn't really matter to me.”

    He then laughed, like he had just made some sort of inside joke, and Leon almost punched him.

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    18 Feb 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 30

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    Not for the first time, Leon couldn't help but curse his soft heart. Couldn't help but be disappointed for once again letting himself be manipulated by the silly, childish crush that wouldn't leave him alone.

    But Chris Redfield's stupid voice, big heart, and friendly nature would always be Leon's downfall. No matter how much he tried to stop himself from giving in to it.

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    14 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    Getting infected with another plaga wouldn't be so bad if Leon wasn't hiding in the middle of an enemy base, trying to get through the symptoms and out the other side. He isn't used to needing to be rescued, but luckily a certain BSAA captain always has his back.

    Getting out again, though, might be more of a challenge.

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    06 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    “Chris, you gotta open your eyes for me man. Come on!” He feels someone tapping his cheek, their hand so warm he’s almost compelled to lean into it. The person above him curses, “Hate me later but we have to move.” The floor rumbles underneath, something roars, the sound deafening to Chris as he groans, feeling his teeth almost rattle. The person beside him mumbles a few apologises, warm hands move from Chris’ cheek to his ears, providing him some semblance of silence.

    “Piers! Grab Chris and go, now!” Another voice shouts overhead the gunfire.

    “I’m not leaving you!” Piers reluctantly moves one hand from Chris’ face to tap his earpiece.

    “Chris needs medical attention! We can’t wait! I’ll be right behind you, go!” More tremors rumble underneath them, drawing a curse from the Lieutenant before he slings his rile over his shoulders.

    “God damn it Leon!”

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    Or, Leon and Chris goes down and Piers isn't ready to lead while their health is in jeopardy.

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    24 Jan 2026