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Like- she’s met pretty girls before. Been in love with one, even. Never in her life, though, has she felt like she might have a heart attack because of some goddamn eye contact. She feels worse than when she thought she was going to die in that elevator, like a million times worse, which means she is probably going to actually die this time.
Is this how Steve feels all the time? Like, he just looks at a girl and that’s it, he can feel himself falling? Because she gets it. God, she actually understands why he’s such a dumbass if he feels this disarmed all the time.
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This is his first Christmas living with his girlfriend and boyfriend, and he had expected that Christmas in a flat full of non-denominational non-humans would be relatively quiet and lowkey; clearly, he was very much mistaken.
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Ashton is convinced that he hates Christmas, but he’s never had a Christmas like this before.
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- Part 2 of dancing in the moonlight
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See here’s the thing- when your best friend is an incubus, it’s sort of a foregone conclusion that you’ll probably develop a teenie weenie crush on them. At least, that’s what Mikey tells herself. And if your incubus best friend brings home a beautiful werewolf boyfriend, it’s only natural that you’ll want him as well. Probably.
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Mikey keeps walking in on her roommate and his boyfriend in increasingly compromising positions, and it's giving her a complex.
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- Part 1 of dancing in the moonlight
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Michael only got a C in maths, but even he knows that the probability of this scenario playing out every day for two months is ridiculously low. Still, it keeps happening. His life is so pathetic it’s literally defying maths.
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or: Michael’s arch nemesis just happens to be a guy who walks down the same road as him. It’s about as dumb as it sounds.
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Ashton catches his eye for a moment, smiles nervously. Michael tries to look reassuring, but he thinks it’s probably coming across like he's undressing Ashton with his eyes. He kind of is.
Ashton doesn't look that horrified, so maybe he succeeded. He clears his throat, looks down at the floor, and undoes his robe, shrugging it off his shoulders and dropping it to the floor.
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Or, Michael is an art student and Ashton is the nude model his class has to paint.
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05 Feb 2026
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When Merlin Emrys is sent on a 'round-the-world assignment, he begins remembering a life of magic, dragons, and kings. To make matters worse, a strange woman starts stalking him along the way. And that's before he even meets Arthur Pendragon, whose answer to climate change is going to save the world. Because apparently just saving Britain won't be enough this time around.
Edit: An eagle-eyed reviewer pointed out some mistakes/things that need to be fixed about Brasil. Apologies and I will do my best to fix them up.
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It's the hottest summer in Camelot's history. Arthur is confused about what he likes, Merlin tries to help him figure it out, but neither one of them has a clue what they really want.
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"It's a good idea," Merlin interrupted, and it was. A double date was exactly what he needed to take his mind off the really inappropriate thoughts he was starting to have about his best mate. Continuing to have. Whatever, it was a good idea.
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17 Jan 2026
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Considering Arthur's future wife will be chosen less for compatibility than for her political value, Merlin may be the only marriage he'll have that won't end in bloodshed or a great deal of fortifying wine.